Mandi Baronas
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Mandi Baronas
@mandibaronas
I'm the happiest pessimist you will ever meet.
Brookfield, WI Katılım Mart 2009
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So it turns out it's impossible for me to stop accidentally referring to the pediatrician as "the vet."
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The best part about Milwaukee is that no matter where you go, you will run into someone you know. Every. Single. Time.
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I don’t feel like we’re talking enough about the ecoli situation in the Seine. Is this triathlon actually happening tomorrow? No way, right?! #Olympics
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At one point there were six sports on one screen. So many sports, so little time!
John Green@sportswithjohn
I've taken a lot of drugs in my life but I've never taken a drug like Peacock's Olympic Gold Zone. What a rush. I'm deeply invested, simultaneously, in judo, fencing, gymnastics, and kayaking. #GoldZone
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This is actually how I always say it in my head. The things living in Wisconsin do to you.
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Beautiful 70 degrees and sunny? Why of course we lost power. How.
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@MelKalEsq @mindfullyemily Yes! This is what we did last time ours had issues and it worked like a charm.
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@mindfullyemily I usually fast for 12/24 hours when they’re vomiting. If there’s a blockage, feeding will make it worse.
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THIS. It sounds pretentious, but it’s so true.
Jamie Pastore v9@JamiePastore9
The problem with getting good at cooking is you recognize how mid most standard restaurants are and can then only enjoy diners and super selective places
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Starting before 8 am to make it a special treat 😭
Sophie Vershbow@svershbow
I cannot imagine I was brought onto this earth to have eight 30-minute meeting blocks back to back.
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Portillo’s not only forgot the cheese for my cheese fries, but there’s also no chicken in my chopped salad. Truly a catastrophe. 😭
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Crystal at Whole Foods is our girl! 😂
Dan Regan@DanRegan_Comedy
Live it up young people, because one day you'll have a favorite cashier at the grocery store.
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Not saying I picked Oakland, but…I picked Oakland. Big golden grizzlies fan. As of today.
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@laurieomiller Yeahhh I just left and said I’d come back on Monday for it 😂
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Why, oh way, must my kid's school do their award show on the 👏🏼 first 👏🏼 day 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 March 👏🏼 madness?! I have basketball to watch while monitoring work emails today!
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@laurieomiller Normally I always work from home and thought this would be a quick trip in the office. 3+ hours later…
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@mandibaronas Today and tomorrow should just be WFH, no meetings, chill days... Come on, people!
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Um. Why is it snowing? I thought we had agreed to move to spring.
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