Mandy Messina

Relax, that was just the US physically splitting in preparation for upcoming elections #deathrattle #earthquake

Minister of My Interior projects I’ll be fully weaned off Facebook products by 2060 nytimes.com/2020/09/23/wor…

Just like the fluOHHHHNOOOOO...

Me: smug about sneaking cherry garcia ice cream into theatre 1917: timing graphic corpse visual with first bite of cherry

Thank you ⁦@KillerMike⁩ for the the uplift on ⁦@TheRealDaytime⁩. When you called me this generation’s Shirley Chisholm my ❤️ skipped beats. Her unbought & unbossed spirit informs me. The fight for justice is forever & I am honored to be in that fight!

@SenatorLankford Like damn, where does your government want me to go for cancer screenings and iud implants? These folks are preventing a huge drain on resources.

A judge blocked an HHS rule that restricts Title X $ from referring for or advising on abortions. I am committed to the lives of unborn children & will work to ensure we have quality women’s health care w/o subsidizing abortions w/ taxpayer $. cbsn.ws/2XMieap

@thedeathtivals EMT friend related a very graphic chest compression story with the opening line, “the older you get, the thinner your skin gets” 😰

One thing medical shows can’t show accurately is chest compressions. It’s such a violent procedure it presumably can’t safely be done on an actor. So I don’t know why they show it when it can only look fake. Does anyone else get distracted by this?!

When you win an Oscar for #Greenbook and you think, “Why not make one for the romantics next?”

Pro Artworker Tip from Jean Cousineau: know the value of your labour and always be invoicing. #HBO #Barry #artists #invoice #labour

BEND THE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...! #GOT8

@sydnerain @UofOklahoma OU is missing an opportunity to include an orientation class on historical racism in the US (and specifically OK). Be a shame if someone took that idea and started a YouTube channel exposing racist behavior, the history of WHY it’s racist and how to avoid it

Just a heads up to all my marketing and development fundis in OK and the Lower Midwest - these fellowship with ⁦@newterritorymag⁩ looks 🔥👌🏽 newterritorymag.com/2018/12/13/ann…

@SenatorLankford Ugh why don’t y’all just fund proper sex education and free contraceptives instead?

I’m proud to be one of 35 Senators introducing legislation to end taxpayer funding for abortions. The federal government does not need to help fund abortions. #MarchForLife lankford.senate.gov/news/press-rel…

@awkwordy @AlliedArtsOKC Ohhhhh got some portraits to submit 🙌🏽 shot for the reminder @awkwordy

ARTISTS! ARTINI - @AlliedArtsOKC Art Auction Submissions are due February 15!

@JennaGuillaume Comic genius of our time 🙌🏽 #PhoebeWallerBridge

Helloooo Phoebe #GoldenGlobes

Oh god I really need to watch Killing Eve #GoldenGlobes

Spontaneous blubbering for #SandraOh parents - point of combustion: #사랑해요 #GoldenGlobes2019

Adam Driver is my most confusing crush.

Thinking about the #OcasioCortez win like ⏰

Guess, I've got the beginnings of a blog now 🤷🏽‍♀️ mandymessina.com/now/blog/

"We were the wretched refuse on the teeming shore," Irish prime minister says with Donald Trump in the room.