Mandy Lu

daily reminder

You mean to tell me weve been living on a duck this whole time? Now it all makes sense.

Klimt, Tannenwald, Spruce Forest

san francisco suffers from mass b2b psychosis. the amount of consumer facing surplus generated by AI is far below what it rightfully ought to be

I’m gonna put my son in every football jersey and then saying “it was his dream to become a x player every since he was a child”

In the past few weeks, over 500 newborn babies in Peru have been named after Erling Haaland - at least 468 with the name Haaland and 91 with the full name Erling Haaland. This makes Peru the country with the most babies named after Erling Haaland in the world

my sister shot on my iphone vs on film

Stop treating housekeeping like a punishment. Put on music, light the candles, burn the incense, and romanticize it. You’re not cleaning the house… you’re restoring order to your little kingdom.

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

it was canon 💔

If Norway lose this game, the entire country might have to put Sørloth on trial for football crimes 😭😭😭

@timstillman_ Why did this happen like literally why

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

@0xpwnie Lmao ok anon

@mandylu ABG + larper is a horrible combo

why does argentina have the mandate of fifa

One of my favorite things I've read recently is about a woman who said whenever a negative thought about herself popped up, she would shout "GUARDS!" and imagine knights entering and carrying the thought away.

@megha_lilly what are you talking about lmao

we only have one American left in FIFA now 🇺🇸

just because there's a US goalkeeper doesn't mean you can't score

chud doomscroller vs chad knitter