the it the it the it

Yes soft block me do it softly be gentle I'm getting hard

@beverlypuff Well yeah cause there's nothing weird about touching a man's breasts

i went in for a bra fitting today and the associate greeted me and immediately bare fisted my boobs under my shirt for the longest 3 seconds of my life. she then promptly told me my size and picked out the best fitting bra i've worn in my entire lifetime

Wtf are these hashtags LMAO

@NocturnalNiko Bros reading knot dildo reviews

I wish you guys could see the horror on my face when I just read 'feels just like the real thing' on a knotted dildo review 😦

@failedmilitant Calling urself a "suicidecel" and you can't even sit on a ledge

genuine question how do people get the courage to sit on ledges that lead to really long drops

@sillyandsunny @Chickenguy_2 No one misread it, it's the fact that every t(insert)d joke is a dog whistle

@Chickenguy_2 no they used TNDL which a lot of people misread as TND and just look up that acronym

i feel so bad for this guy

@fatisbrat @sarvielle I wonder why babies refuse them

@manfillerr @sarvielle i mean there’s other components to it but yes vegetables is good for you

Great now my post that was meant for EATING DISORDER TWITTER, aka people that starve themselves is gonna go viral again on ‘normal’ twitter and everybody is gonna call me a stupid fat lazy American

RT @PercThaGoat:

@fatisbrat @sarvielle Bro thinks eating vegetables makes you healthy

@sarvielle even if you are healthy, doing over 10k steps isn’t necessary for staying in good health either. you probably won’t ruin your body, but i think the recommended goal for a normal person is like 5-10k steps, go to the gym once or twice a week and eat a vegetable 😭😭

@sarvielle Sigh

are my arteries okay or

I’ll never forget that tiktok of a father saying how his toddler made him eggs but they were like, the best eggs he ever tasted. later that day he couldn’t find any butter so he asked his son where it was and his son told him that he used the Entire Stick of butter for the eggs

@strawbnnuuy It's no heroin

stupidest thing i’ve seen all day

@p3rc_princ3zz @2delizious I'm not gonna argue wiyh a jew...

@manfillerr @2delizious “youre jewish for caring about that” Okay so im not gonna argue with Weirdos …….

The way he’s like 11 in this picture 😭 those multiplication tables had him stresseddd

@zoopityscoopz Even an actual monkey could figure out that if you don't know what a circle slightly from the side looks like you can just make one with ur hand

artists are amazing how do you even think of this

what the fuck.

@strawbnnuuy @p3rc_princ3zz @2delizious Nigga if you're gonna argue under my comment remove me from the damn mentions

@p3rc_princ3zz @2delizious @manfillerr not true but whatever helps you sleep at night, “pupcup”

@strawbnnuuy @p3rc_princ3zz @2delizious Marijuana doesn't have any bad physical or mental effects wtf are U talking about now

@p3rc_princ3zz @manfillerr @2delizious soooo two things can’t matter at once?? of course there’s always going to be something more tragic than a CHILD smoking weed but yall love to use the excuse that marijuana is a natural plant so it must be okay (yes girl let’s ignore the many physical and mental side effects!) 😭

@p3rc_princ3zz @2delizious I miss my porn addict life okay? I can't get it up anymore. Also I don't give a fuck. I literally don't give a fuck how many likes I get, you're jewish for caring about that. I just tweet my thoughts out from time to time like a journal

@manfillerr @2delizious this cringy ass tweet just for 29 views and no likes im dead as fuck

@AquariusMain Nigga thinks you'll get abs if you drink water

The quickest way to get abs is to plank consistently for 2-5 mins a day and drink warm water before bed. If you are already a smaller person this will get u toned abs in like a week max

@p3rc_princ3zz @2delizious Guys something worse happened to me doe

@manfillerr @2delizious i was getting beat when i was 11 theres better concerns to have than weed

@classicp0rn Yo I think I watched this once

@GeraltofGoonia Wuthering wuthering hi hightss

Wuthering Waves

I Wish I was a porn addict