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My cat just told me to turn the lights down and put on some smooth Jazz

@gonelsewhere Can you revive it for me and send it back?

@mang0pickle They’re just dramatic! Try watering them from underneath

PEACE LILLIES ARE SO HARD TO KEEP ALIVE!

They're like the Hamster of the plant world

Wait Englands racist?

Allah, herkesin yönünü Allaha çeviren arkadaşlar nasip etsin

Superman literally did this.

@gonelsewhere Love a good cinema snack. I usually go for popcorn tho

Ate a bug and now I’m watching sex and the city

Ngl cats will really wake up from a deep nap just to escort you to the bathroom, eyes barely open, all groggy and confused, but still worried about your safety.

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way, you're allowed to be happy while you're still figuring it out

If I was a zombie that ate brains, you'd be safe.

You have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep your heart pure

Zebun Nessa Mosque by Studio Morphogenesis Bangladesh 🇧🇩

@SanaYousafzai9 Is this Rohtas Fort?

📍: Dina Punjab Pakistan 🇵🇰😍

being bilingual 🤝 stuttering in both languages

please do not confuse being educated with being intelligent cause you can have a masters degree and still be an idiot

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

"you let your cat sleep with you" i'd let that mf represent me in court

The UK Foreign Secretary says she is “deeply troubled" by Israel's latest massacre in Lebanon. So “troubled” that the government still supplies Israel with weapons and intelligence. Israel is committing war crimes in Lebanon - and this government is shamefully complicit.

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me: