Mangle

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Can’t stop repeating this to myself since getting new leg sword tattoos ⚔️

I have been singing the ice bag ska banger for the last 24 hours straight

Why did she call that night and then also “omg I dropped my crystal necklace” to SET HIM UP TO GO TO THE SHOP ok can’t wait to see Obsession again.

Spoilers for Obsession… BUT the cat had already died of suspicious circumstances (“how did you get these pills?”) … what if One Wish Willow really doesn’t work, she’d already killed the cat and Nicki was just crazy from the start?! Isn’t that even MORE terrifying?!

“This place is bigger than your last place” WHAT?! Ok stalker

“The Duffy’s.” 😐

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

I love to cuss. Sorry. And I have a very large and expansive vocabulary but I will still choose to use cuss words. I don’t really care.

Everybody is going to the gym but nobody is stretching

True Friendship is Honest and Risky

I’ve had to spend an inordinate amount of time explaining to @baddnewsbrandon that Sling Blade ≠ Monster’s Ball. I don’t even understand how you could confuse the two then refuse to admit you’re wrong. Someone come pick him up.

Ooh it’s spring, time for some fresh gym shoes … maybe pink, purple, something bright and colorful! 💐 🌺 🌼 🌸🌷🪻 Shoe companies: Best we can do is doodoobrown

At a show, @baddnewsbrandon left to get drinks, some kid sat in his seat. “Oh that’s my husband’s seat.” “I don’t gaf!” “You wanna be him? You gonna pay the mortgage? You gonna sleep on his side the bed? You gonna take the trash out? Take care of our dog?!” So scared he ran off!

im in the bank rn they playing come see me by jill scott idk what kinda freaky ass bank this is but im fw it

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

Is Glorilla at HBCU Awarefest or can I leave and go to bed?!

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

Best Saturday ever today …