@jailedamanda Not even American but a good burger really makes you go “damn that was a great burger”
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Dani
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I love every “explaining x to an American: imagine a burger” tweet because I am. I am thinking about a burger.
stupid idoit t@peeholelicker
how to win over her heart: - burger - cheeseburger - get her a cheese burger - burgrer
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@jailedamanda If my parents didn’t know who they were whilst growing up in Cultural Revolution era China they weren’t actually that famous
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I once read a book about late 20th century pop culture where the author said something like “What Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, and James Dean were to the mid 20th century, Michael Jackson, Madonna, and Tom Cruise were to the end of the 20th century”
amanda@jailedamanda
And Tom Cruise, who has outlived Michael Jackson and therefore there are probably people on this earth who have heard of him and not Jackson.
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@hackerchick @jailedamanda And from the comments, it looks like none of her followers seem to be aware that there’s fanfic out there about her dad getting her other dad pregnant
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@mangopancakee @jailedamanda Our primary source of McQ updates these days being his fashionista daughter is so funny
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Lowkey that’s what makes them real freaks though they went on a vacation just them in the Bahamas immediately after Final Reckoning premiere
Christopher Marc@_ChristopherM
I think people forgot how INSANE the productions of the last two MI movies were during COVID....McQuarrie and Cruise wanting a break from each other after shooting DEAD RECKONING in January 2019 and not finishing on FINAL RECKONING until November 2024 is super reasonable.
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@vintgewatches @jailedamanda Inshallah he does another podcast where he says he misses Tessa 🙏
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@jailedamanda in three days scott will drop a bomb on virtuemoir nation just bc i saw this
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@jailedamanda Also their Umbrellas of Cherbourg program!!!! Kills me EVERY. TIME.
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@jailedamanda I have introduced these crazy Canadians to my friends and seeing them spiral when they realize they’re not a couple has been a real joy
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Dani retweetledi
Literally no point in feeling bad about being single, I never envied any of my friends ever again after they’ve told me the shit they put up with just to stay in a relationship
🧜🏽♀️@_Cam_Likely
I’ll never forget a friend of a friend breaking down in drunk tears about how small her bf Penis was…. 10yrs later they’re still together. Thats how I know ppl settle on some things in relationships She was @ the table sobbing. My face…
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four horsemen of australian cuisine (sydney)
♡ Iluka (イルカ) @ TOKYO ALLEY PERTH 9&10 MAY ♡@iluka_oyasumi
kind of funny to me when someone who isn't australian asks me what aussie food is because our population is like, 50%+ asian people, we all just eat asian food tbh 😭😭😭 (or gyg lol) the most "australian" thing I eat is probably... vanilla slice or something
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@hackerchick Engagement farming by calling Tom Cruise gay I’ve seen it all
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Dani retweetledi
I’ve been at the point in my life for a while where I don’t take men seriously at all. I feel bad for all the lover girls who want them to be something they just aren’t. No matter the tax bracket, the upbringing, race, religion, age, majority of them are not good life partners
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he picked up tai chi and now he does the elderly asian dad walk.. who taught you that sir!!! thats a secret!!!
aja‼️@b1ondeath
my white dad turned 50 and started transitioning into my taiwanese grandpa
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