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@ayeduase_ @SimplyUtd @UtdDistrict Shaw is absolutely awful, we could find someone in the academy to do a better job than that fat bum

@SimplyUtd @UtdDistrict Shaw is a demon and it’s gonna be hard to replace him. Anytime you bout to replace then he turn good

🚨💣 BREAKING! Jason Wilcox is a big admirer of Lewis Hall as a potential left-back option for Manchester United. Hall is high on United’s shortlist, though no details on a possible deal have been revealed yet. [@UtdDistrict]

@TheRealSouth25 Who wants German amorin?

Choosing Carrick when Negelsmann is available is crazy work. #mufc

@Furious_red_ Moron 🤦🏼‍♂️

If a club offered £200M for Diogo Dalot, would you be willing to let him go?

@TheMan_Unified @umntu_onsundu @Diego_Leon_hq He's not a 9 that much is clear. Hojlund is a better striker and would do well in Carrick's system

@umntu_onsundu @Diego_Leon_hq He is not

Now that Manchester United have secured Champions League qualification, Should they consider bringing back Rasmus Højlund as a backup striker to Benjamin Šeško?

@imfootballmad 🤡

This guys like a blister. Only shows up once the work is done. Nailed on he was nowhere near the club in 2019 when they were in league one

@AxelTalksFilm Phenomoman, blonde blazer, mecha man, invisigal

if anyone thinks that the mount rushmore of superheroes should be anything other than this, i just don't consider your opinion valid anymore

@EPLBible No 🤦🏼‍♂️

Should Bruno Fernandes have been sent off here? 🤔 x.com/i/status/20509…

@UTDavey Decent squad player

Three words for AMAD DIALLO

Bruno Fernandez is soo desperate to beat that De Bruyne assist record because tell me why a footballer would pass the ball in a clear goalscoring opportunity??

@FabrizioRomano It probably was hand ball but it's embarrassing him crying so hard about it. People hate VAR enough, we don't need goals like that disallowing

🚨 Arne Slot on Šeško’s goal: “I think it's a touch on his hand. The curve on the ball changed so there must have been a contact”. “But it's NO surprise to anyone that if there is a VAR intervention then the decision goes against us. It's happened to us ALL season”.

@modernhistory Bill and Ted

Which Movie introduced you to Keanu Reeves??

@Diego_Leon_hq Not welcome

24 goals and assists for Marcus Rashford at FC Barcelona. Would you like him to return to Manchester United after his loan spell?

@TouchlineX Touchlinex more like touchlineL

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Don't get it twisted, Bukayo Saka is in the same list as Michael Olise and Lamine Yamal! HE IS DOING IT IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE!

@glam_queenn 2

Be honest! What type of body do men prefer most?

@UTDFondre Not Luke Shaw thats for fucking sure

Who’s been the best left-back for Manchester United since Patrice Evra?

@KingPhelz Such a similar story, had he have been played in the 10 which was his best position he would have done a lot better for us. Same with Juan Mata

How did this guy play for Man United bro 😭 🙏

@CartaAllan Ngumoha

If you could build around one, who would it be? Marcus Rashford Rio Ngumoha

@Furious_red_ Onana

Who would you sell first ?

@UJ_SZN Trashford out

Manchester United transfer in the summer. OUT GOING INCOMING Ugarte Anderson Casemiro Ndiaye Mount Senesi Malacia Tonali Hojlund Stiller Onana Mateta Sancho Rashford Bayindr Who are you adding/removing from the list????

@Patreli2 @Humanarewild Certainly before they learn to read

@Humanarewild Those pikies learn how to box before they learnt how to walk. good luck 😂

Gypsies drop two men after they tried to bully the wrong crowd.