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Alonso, Lampard, Carrick, Arteta… All these iconic mid-2000s Premier League midfielders will be managing in it next season. Except a certain someone…
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣
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🚨 Chelsea exploring deal to appoint Xabi Alonso as next head coach. 44yo former #RMFC boss understood to be open to possibility, although nothing decided yet as process continues. Andoni Iraola also strong contender ahead of departing #AFCB @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/69645…
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My best friend took my wife’s side after we had an argument. He stopped by my house to wait for me while I was on my way home.
He even called me and started blaming me.
I kept wondering why he would blindly support her so fast,
so I checked the camera and saw him eating a whole big tilapia fish in tomato sauce, served with fried plantain on the side, and 3 bottles of Guinness to step it down.
My own friend literally took my wife’s side because of food… he didn’t even hear what I had to say.
YOM🗣️@ThaBoyYom
I find it extremely senseless when folks in relationships report their partners to his or her friends Now read carefully.. Your partner’s friends WILL NEVER be on your side no matter what! In fact, I dare say the most ‘useless’ people to your union are your partner’s friends.
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Just heard MASSIVE NEWS that Chelsea’s new head coach will have greater say in recruitment, and everything football-related.
And the new head coach is expected to be hired before going after the player targets he and the club agree on.
Big things will happen this summer. So, for now, Chelsea haven't approached any player until the coach is appointed.
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My first ever WAEC I was shocked my principal who beats us and was almost like a pastor in school brought a paper for me to quickly write from it and pass it to the next person, out of shock I was like “no sir”
Trying to be the good boy they have always wanted us to be, this man tear me slap everything first blurrrrrrr 😭 for exam hall
YOM🗣️@ThaBoyYom
Exam hall.. Special centre Folks would still pray and ‘commit the papers in God’s hands’ anyways.
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I'm not begging for money or anything just let me be seen😭😭
just Mhide is an artist@justmhide
I spilled some tea🤭... @PeakMilk
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🚨ASAKE — “M$NEY ALBUM”
▫️ 13 Tracks Including Worship, Why Love & Badman Gangsta
SEE YOU NEXT FRIDAY! 🚨
HYPETRIBE@hypetribeng
🚨ASAKE’S LONG AWAITED ALBUM “M$NEY” DROPS NEXT WEEK FRIDAY 🤩🪖
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Someone explain to me as a 5 year old why Arsenal ain’t top when we all have the same number of goal difference and points even alphabetically “A” comes first than “M”
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester City are now TOP of the Premier League!
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@manueljosh15 @hypetribeng Omoh na wetin I just dey talk as how?
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🚨Roy Keane on Chelsea’s poor form:
“I’ll tell you something about Chelsea fans, they’re not even bothered about their own mess right now. They’re more focused on Arsenal bottling the league than actually seeing their own club improve. That’s the mentality.
Instead of demanding standards and results, they’re watching their rivals and hoping they collapse. That tells you everything about where the club is right now, standards have dropped, expectations are confused, and the focus is completely wrong.
I understand rivalry, but this is the wrong time for it. Even if Arsenal don’t win the league, they’ll still qualify for the Champions League next season, while Chelsea will be at home watching them. (laughs)”
✍️ @UTDAlex8
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