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Why so serious? Let put a smile on that face.

Katılım Aralık 2011
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Chris Albon
Chris Albon@chrisalbon·
There is a special heaven for people who upload pictures of restaurant menus to Google Maps.
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𐕣@Gottalovechaze·
my type
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Crazy Moments
Crazy Moments@Crazymoments01·
🧡 Nature Failed… But Love Didn’t
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Datuk Jahat Hensem
Datuk Jahat Hensem@datukhensem·
Kalau dah tahun 3 pemerintahan still ulang pasal tak ambik gaji, macam hmmmmmm je.
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China pulse 🇨🇳
China pulse 🇨🇳@Eng_china5·
Li Xiaoqi won the women's CPU competition, becoming the first woman to complete a full CPU chip repair, making history.
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Esperanza
Esperanza@Dating_Diary2·
It started with a wrong number I almost didn’t pick. A voice said, “Sorry… I think I dialed the wrong person.” I replied, “Maybe it’s the right one.” She laughed… then hung up. Two days later, she called again. Same “mistake.” Same laugh. But this time, she stayed on the line. “I saved your number,” she admitted. “I just wanted to hear you again.” And just like that, we started talking every day. Until one day… she went silent. No calls. No messages. A week later, a text came from a new number: “It’s me. I lost my phone… and I might be leaving the country soon.” I didn’t realize how much she mattered until she felt far away. The night before she left, I went to the airport. We didn’t make big promises. She just looked at me and said, “So what happens now?” I said, “We don’t end… we just see what happens next.” She smiled, placed a small note in my hand, and walked away. Three months passed. Nothing. Then my phone rang. Same number. Different country. Her voice was calm. “Did you read the note?” I said, “I just did.” There was a pause… then she asked softly: “And what did it say?” I smiled. “It said… if we’re meant to continue, life will make it easy.” Another pause. Then she said something simple. “Look outside.” I walked to the door. And there she was. Standing there like she never left. No drama. No confusion. Just a quiet truth in one line: “I got the job back here… I’m not leaving anymore.” And for the first time… everything finally made sense.
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Lawrence Kitema
Lawrence Kitema@lawrencekitema·
People visit the rich with gifts, but they visit the poor with advice. — African Proverb
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The Cats 𝕏
The Cats 𝕏@TheCatsX·
A couple was spotted in Turkey using a cat as a tripod 😹
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God
God@PostsOfGod·
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Fin 🐈
Fin 🐈@AgathasSapphic·
just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭
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Deniis🪐
Deniis🪐@ALEXAGY0·
People who don't smoke but still come with you to the smoking area on nights out are so nice
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The Knowledge Archivist
The Knowledge Archivist@KnowledgeArchiv·
Unreal. Watch this video of British citizens giving their opinion on women's "liberation" from 50 years ago...
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Vivid Void
Vivid Void@vividvoid·
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Miss Ally
Miss Ally@MissAlly_01·
To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.
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TheGameVerse
TheGameVerse@TheGameVerse·
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Simons
Simons@Simon_Ingari·
A guy joined my office six months ago, and within a week, he texted me asking for some money. I found it very weird, and later learned from some colleagues that he had texted them as well. Because of this, we started avoiding him at the office and stopped inviting him to office parties. Today, I met him at a bike club, and he had a Harley-Davidson. We talked for a while, and I jokingly asked him, “Bro, why did you need to borrow money when you can afford a Harley?” He replied that he didn’t really need the money. He’s an introvert and doesn’t like talking to people. Asking colleagues for money makes them avoid him in the office. Dude’s a legend.
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𝕐o̴g̴@Yoda4ever·
Meowgician..🐈🐾😍
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