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@OwenShroyer1776 Damn you, let the rabbits wear glasses!

@OwenShroyer1776 🤘

You lie, cheat and steal. I WILL NOT TOLERATE.

@KT_Commenter Swing and miss IMO

Timmy No Brakes Green Screen Truly an insane brain to come up w/ all of these bits about once a month

@KT_Commenter He was great!

Final Bucket Pull: “I lost my virginity to a magician” - Trenton Tebow What an opening statement to get the crowd on the hook.

@KT_Commenter Sorry, watching a day late. Martin Phillips is my favorite, always hilarious!

Golden Ticket Appearance: “I couldn’t be a surgeon, but for other reasons” - Martin Phillips

@Dexerto Yay! Lava apples, I can't wait to burn my mouth 5 or 6 more times before I learn!

McDonald’s is bringing back the Fried Apple Pie to celebrate America turning 250 The classic dessert was phased out of the menu in the 90s, but will be back on June 23

@alexboge @Thekingofufos @POTUS Prepare to be completely underwhelmed again🙄

@Thekingofufos @POTUS No real disclosure announcement would mention Roswell - it was just balloon debris.

It's coming - fasten your seatbelts! @POTUS #ufox

@CuriosityonX Replying to vague questions on X... wait...🤦‍♂️

What's a sign of very low intelligence?

@TheBabylonBibi @EYakoby Like it's impossible to have a conversation with someone even if you disagree. People need to get a grip

@EYakoby Do you listen to her show? She doesn't attack him, she vocally disagrees with the war like millions of Americans but she doesn't attack him.

Megyn Kelly has spent the past three months attacking the President and the administration. This is really weird.

@remarks Let's all say it together- this is why we need the ballroom🙄

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 FBI arrests five people accused of planning explosive drone and sniper attack on White House UFC event.

@KT_Commenter Am I the only one that doesn't think he's funny?

Dedrick Flynn got the sound of a kitten before telling a single joke.

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX Truly awesome!❤️

Every single eligible retail investor that put in a request for @SpaceX IPO shares with Robinhood, Charles Schwab, Fidelity and SoFi was allocated at least one IPO share, according to the firms’ respective representatives. Robinhood disclosed that 855,424 of its customers requested shares at the IPO price via its IPO Access platform and it filled the same number of requests. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@OwenShroyer1776 Awesome! I usually recommend reflections first, it got my gf into them and she's more DMB speed😬

Played bball with a 17 year old this weekend. He called me "tool" as I had my TOOL shirt on. After, he asked who is TOOL? I said it was the greatest band he's never heard of. Listen to Jambi, Pnuema & Lateralus. He thanked me today as if I'd introduced him to fire, which I did.

@elonmusk @wholemars That is amazing!❤️🤣

@wholemars If I were, the douchebags at Verge would have been dead long ago 😂

@realmflynnJR You're a funny dude!

Any consequences going to be handed out or nah? Any tax payer relief for the American people or nah?

@joeroganhq Helen Keller

If you could bring any guest onto JRE, dead or alive, who would it be?

@beinlibertarian I'm one update away from being on their side. We need a F'ing regime change right here.

Anyone else tired of Iran updates? War… Deal… no deal… war… deal… no deal… war… deal… no deal…. War It’s the Middle East. There will always be war. Let’s just let them be the Middle East

@elonmusk @rustyrockets May be time to go back to vigilante justice.

@rustyrockets Yes

Horrible.

@TheChiefNerd I had a heart attack at 32 followed by a cardiac catheterization. Watching my heart beat from inside of your heart is wild! (I was fine btw, it was caused by strep)

Joe Rogan is built different. Would you want to watch your own surgery? 😱

@realmflynnJR @IvanRaiklin Well to be fair only 1 of them will actually go down on him😜

@IvanRaiklin What a joke

M🇮🇱GA!