marah

if i’m dead on the ground just hook me up to an IV with dr pepper in it, i’ll be alive in .000024564 seconds

Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

I love when couples really understand the concept of growing and building together. It’s beautiful

Me in my room manifesting crazy amounts of money, princess treatment, dream life and body tea.

how i be reading books when i finally get out of the reading slump i’ve been in for months:

If people with ugly hearts don’t like you, take it as divine protection.

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

If your gig flyer is AI, I won’t go. If your book cover is AI, I won’t read it. If your song is AI, I won’t listen. If your ad is AI, I won’t buy. If your profile picture is AI, we can't be friends.

this guy just put the most banger slide on the screen

I think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

Little boys are SA'ed Little girls are SA'ed Disabled are SA'ed Corpses are SA'ed Animals are SA'ed Elderly are SA'ed Babies are SA’ed and you're gonna try to gaslight us into believing the victims or their clothes are to blame?

We only have this skill cause they don’t put pockets in our dresses 😭

Men are NATURALLY SELFISH, and that’s why NOTHING holds them back... not love, not marriage, not kids, not family. NOTHING. That same selfishness is what I want women to learn... be SELFISH, and stay SELFISH.