Marc MacKenzie

Were you or a loved one in King's Landing the day of the attack? You may be entitled to compensation.

“Love isn’t a noun. It’s a verb,” I said. But apparently it’s both, so I only got half marks on that question.

Nevertheless he persistently mansplained.

They say there are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing matters, and the other is as though everything does But they were all of them deceived, for another way to live your life was made, forged in secret, a master way to live your life to control all others

@Cobratate How is this chinless douchebag so mind boggling stupid? These hot takes on world affairs are reminiscent of a grade school child with a leaning disability.

CANADA WAS PROMISED TO THE USA 3000 YEARS AGO.

Hey! I interviewed John Linnell of They Might Be Giants! The interview was to air last week, but it was delayed to April 21, at ~7:20 am MDT (that’s 6:20 am PDT, 9:20 EDT, and I’ll rely on you to do other math as needed). Tune in at 88.5 fm in #yeg or listen live at CJSR. com

A brief promotional statement about a small European country is called a Luxemblurb.

What’s the Dow at now, PAM?!

The manosphere is neither a sphere, nor populated by men. Follow me for more fun facts!

According to most serving sizes I am two adults. However, according to child-proof bottles I am one child.

Next time anyone shows you pictures of their new baby, just scoff, say “AI,” and turn away.

Eyelets are the window to the sole.

“Olil,” Yoda texted back to my funny meme

My meagre photoshopping skills on full display!

A new app for people who ostensibly speak English as their one and only language, but somehow still haven’t mastered it: Monolingo

This Wikipedia page on Lepoidae has really lead me down a rabbit hole.

In Canada, we call it the 914.4 meter stare.

[hitting on my friend’s side piece] So … is there a mister-ess?

“Not purring, huh? Let me look up your account … ah. I see you’re on Cat Basic. You’ll need at least Cat Plus to get the purring, or Cat Premium for head bumps” Coming soon: CaaS (Cat as a Service)

“Ugh, fine. I don’t want to get a failing grade, so I guess I’ll do the cursing for all of us” The Blair Witch Group Project

When they tell you they have the gift of gab, and you’re just hoping they have a gift receipt.