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Colorado is under a disaster emergency after the state's only fuel refinery shut down. However, fuel experts say the order can only do so much. krdo.com/news/2023/01/3…

The whistle at the #WCWS2014 needs to be taken and destroyed!

Why does #TinaFey slide the American Express credit card on the wrong side in the commercial? #justwrong

When people say "you're right" after I tell them something, well yeah! It's not like I would lie to you lol

Nobody who has given their best has ever regretted it. -Derek Jeter

I've said #UConn since the beginning! Why don't I ever put money on this stuff?! #psychic

I was notified that @7ordan7aylor and @catosterman just followed some1 and I thought that it was me...what a let down! Lol #AprilFoolsDay

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. -Leo Durocher

@EllenPage wow, you have such an unbelievable way with words lol

Sometimes the best thing you can do for someone you care about is to let them go, I can't keep messing up your life #toogoodforme

I'm ready for a serious commitment...time to choose between cuties and halos for a fruity snack! #commitment

#MileyCyrus should get her tongue pierced, if we must see a tongue at least glam it up!

You cannot bash your boy's ex because there's a very good chance he'll go crawling back. #GuyCode

Sometimes the only way to get educated is to Google your questions