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O God, make me normal, but not yet

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margo 🎱🍒🍾@margothefriend·
2026 will be smoking more cigarettes. drinking more negronis. summer in southwest france. doing a tasteful amount of drugs. skinny. sleep deprived. evilmaxxing. making myself indispensable. short nails. burgundy everything. weekends in the country. skiing holidays but not skiing.
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Jardine Matheson Internationalist@emergenteffects·
WHAT IF THE GREENS WIN? A SCENARIO Election night, 2029. After the Reform Party collapsed (Millbank Tower falls like Barad-dur) due to power cuts at the Russian bot server farm in Chelyabinsk, the Green Party sweep win 400 seats in the Commons. What does our country look like?
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margo 🎱🍒🍾@margothefriend·
these people are too stupid to understand that a helicopter is the only reasonable mode of transport if you're doing a campaign that requires you to be in multiple different areas of the country each day. and also that you can't land helicopters in the middle of housing estates
Novara Media@novaramedia

Nigel Farage visited a social housing estate in Wales by helicopter, but pretended he had driven. A Merthyr Tydfil resident told Novara Media that when the Reform leader visited the town as part of his general election campaign, he “landed in the next valley over so that nobody knew he’d come by helicopter”. “This isn’t what people in Merthyr travel by,” she added. Watch our full report from Merthyr Tydfil on our YouTube channel now, directed by @JMSBraverman.

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margo 🎱🍒🍾@margothefriend·
there is an entire industry of "old money" "etiquette" tiktok influencers whose careers depend on illuminating secret codes of the wealthy that don't actually exist
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margo 🎱🍒🍾@margothefriend·
supporting our brave TfL workers on strike this afternoon
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@margothefriend Didn't know you could get that kind of cig in England
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margo 🎱🍒🍾@margothefriend·
just been diagnosed with hyperthyfoidism. doctor says it's terminal
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margo 🎱🍒🍾@margothefriend·
i am under spiritual attack (my visa has expired)
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margo 🎱🍒🍾@margothefriend·
any right-wing journalist born after 1998 can't investigate. all they know is submit FOI request, tweet, get they phone stolen by a boriswaver, and lie
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margo 🎱🍒🍾@margothefriend·
did you guys know they make cigarettes for girls?
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