maria

@Brando_G2 @AUDRICALLBETTER Yo momma hoe

@AUDRICALLBETTER You’re a POS! He is a dad and a husband.

Me when someone mentions beer and a hotdog

Can somebody send me $8 for this happy hour martini

La cocina que quiero / Lo que voy a cocinar.

Does anybody know when it gets better

big dog

ngl sometimes i be saying “i feel you” and don’t be feeling shit

u can tell when a person did the announcements in high school

Yall wasn’t THERE!!!

yeah I’m down to go out after work

ㅤ

when i let him use my phone n he start saying “you’re weird asf bro”