Maria Smith

Was not ready for that whatsoever. Truly one of the greatest gifts I’ve ever received. Will cherish it forever.

@LearNonsense i hope these help :)

Twitter, I have a request. It’s my daughter, Rosie’s 5th birthday tomorrow. But my partner has a fever, so we have to self-quarantine for 2 weeks. Her party is cancelled and grandparents barred. Could you send her some pics of your dogs (or animals generally) to cheer her up?

Sorry I forgot to get back to you I was on Tik Tok for 15 consecutive hours

Open for a secret

ur so pretty it’s such a shame ur a fucking idiot

GO COOGS 🤟🏾

wHErE's thE DOor hOLe

Retweet if you know he is real.

Heard rumors that some El Paso victims drove themselves home because they were scared of ICE. If this is true, please have them reach out to me. I am an immigration attorney & am willing to go w/ them for medical attention or make myself available

This is what a baby hippo looks like in case you didn’t know

LADIES!!!

Happy #FourthofJuly! 🇺🇸🍑