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@mariamyst

secrets don’t make _____.

buried in sour gummy worms Katılım Şubat 2009
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Being tracked by locking a phone’s location app. Ya
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Calling the cops to come to my home for “wellness checks”
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Do you think it’ll travel the world?
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I got the nervous system of me row row rowing my boat 🛶 thru the straight of Hormuz minesweeper game. (But I like I live on the other side of this floating globe) && Google you suck … you too http:\\x.com
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Are you having any fun ???? I mean I found this veteran coffee talk hangout at the mortuary. :)
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If I was _____, ‘That’s between him & god. & clearly he ain’t talking to god’
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Morgan freeman sounds like he always gotta burp.
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Told myself I’d hangout @ geese island & after multiple spiders come round I get why the dinosaurs buffet here.
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Can someone explain why Taco Bell lettuce has its own scent.
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When my Home Depot coworker would always give me sugar free chocolates while she go take her 30 minute lunch w/her 2, 15 minute breaks to just be off clock for an hr & I never realized till I moved from that store God bless you auntie !
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The apartment that everyone dies in is vacant again. The last lady lasted a minute & poof.
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Remember learning Swahili in 6th grade & then th one yr in catholic school ur honors geometry teacher who probs worked for the CIA taught ya how to say Hail Mary in Swahili & I always wondered what was the random day of learning Swahili meant for ???
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Before there was Grey’s Anatomy there was ER !
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What has life taught you ???? That a 12 oz can of Diet Coke preferably purchased from an overpriced vending machine is the one & only Diet Coke.
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