🥬 🍓 Mariana Feijó 🍓 🥬

Just a reminder that I’m the same handle everywhere else!

@KebAbbas Why plastic?

An omelette. Just 2/3 eggs and salt. The only prep is to beat them with a plastic fork, and you use the same fork to roll them up in the pan. Serve with hot sauce so you can feel something

@caitlinpwll Oh, were you in the same delayed and extremely busy train I was? 😅

people who say Brighton is an hour away from London fail to take into account that the entire train line has been cursed by a poltergeist

@ycove @arianeanindita @msmonicagaga @CGdoescomedy @lynseybinsey @FrancescaRenee3 @IsaBonachera @MillyTamarez @CA_AF_ @DALIA @caitlinpwll @thestephenlee @savencomedy @brucetang0 @vic_comedy @TheVeronaRose @HoneyLeavitt @rubytmartin @emily_kennedy_b @mikythemartian @willhines

@KebAbbas I was having pizza outside at the lauriston in Vicky Park Village the other weekend and he was stood there with a friend chatting after some sport (sth with a bat that I couldn’t quite identify 😅).

Fun highlight of today, walked past Alfred Enoch - was too starstruck to attempt an interaction so just stared at him (he's taller in real life than he appears on HTGAWM)

@ycove You’ve shown up on some meme accounts on insta!

I made the list 😎

@RoseStokes My initial question is whether that’s a verifiable ‘I’m vaccinated’ sticker or just some sort of thing anyone can add to their profile. I think part of the issue with dating atm, and taking things further than a walk in the park, is trust. Same with sti’s really ...

Hello dating people of Twitter! Wondering what your thoughts/feelings are on the govt promoting vaccines on Tinder, and whether you'd be more willing to go on a date if you knew the other person was vaccinated? This is for a quick turnaround piece. Reply below or feel free to DM!

And of course, celebrating all the things that the 47 years of democracy brought to Portugal - & that’s still a shorter period of time than what the dictatorship lasted.

‘It’s going to be a huge summer for gerontophiliacs’

@ycove Trifle is *very* lazy!

40 people got furious at me yesterday for saying trifle was bad

@AliceSandersLaw After years I’ve had partners that don’t know my friends and vice-versa...but maybe I’m a murderer 🤔 (I’m not! Just a disclaimer if you’re scrolling Twitter to find your mudererers)

Almost 4 years have passed & I’m reading all the same things again. And I get it. The things I’ve realise have to change about other people’s lived experiences, haven’t yet either, and I also don’t always know what I can do to help that change (4/ )

I understood that as I had, & probably still have, a lot of blind spots around lived experiences I don’t have. & I’ve seen them say they now knew & could now do things to change it. In 2017 I heard all those people saying it was a moment of reckoning & things will change. (3/ )

@ycove Yup! Samesies!

Remembering how at the last gig I was at a year ago I said to friends I would be taking a self-imposed 2 week quarantine, like a smug idiot 🙃

@FrankiCookney I now wear accessories on my hats!