Marisa Taylor Greene

I just found out marks AIM was “mulletbling”

I just still can’t believe I’m in that stage of life where teenagers consider aspects of my middle/high school experience to be “very nostalgic” and this whole aging thing is only going to get WORSE. Mom can you pick me up I’m scared!?

@eejayy7 Ok ok sensei need to get the deets on the ialuset. That is NEWS to me

@mariixza I GOT U Morning: - Vitamin C, moisturizer, 50+ sunscreen Night: - tretinoin (!!!!!!!), moisture, cicaplast balm from La Roche (i use the hands one on my face cuz its half glycerine/half niacinamide) Every 2nd-3rd night i skip tret and do ialuset cream over wet skin instead

I’ve done it. I’ve cracked the skincare code. I have the perfect, EFFECTIVE routine and my skin has never looked better. And no, this not an MLM ad this is just me bragging!!!!

@meaghannnh Just leaving trails of tote bags wherever we go

@mariixza When i bring stuff to ppls houses i leave them as a lil gift 😅

Please for the love of god, stop giving out tote bags. I cannot be held responsible for one more fabric bag! It feels so wrong to throw them out so they all just sit inside a larger tote bag that is on the bottom of my closet and I am so tormented by these little fabric bags

Ok bratty first world problem tweet but my dry cleaner safety pinned 2 of my fav silk skirts to the hangers and now there’s little 4 holes in both of them and I am cranky slash sad and need to share my despair

So worried about all the animals outdoors in the freezing temps

@eejayy7 Just… keep it on your radar for when the opportunity arises

@mariixza MARISA

I hate that I tried a Diet Coke with half and half. Because to my DISMAY it was really good uhg

*cuts hair off* *regrets it* *grows it out for 2 years* *gets bored* *cuts hair off* *regrets it* *grows it out for 2 years* *gets bored* *cuts hair off* *regrets it* *grows it out for 2 years* *gets bored* *cuts hair off* *regrets it* *grows it out for 2 years* *gets bored* *cu

If anyone knows how I can play 1998 PC games now please lmk. Need to pop this Detective Barbie in the Mystery of the Carnival Caper disk in and zone out.

i'm a bit sick of lists of horror novels that are just stephen king and shirley jackson and the other usual suspects so i thought i'd try something if you're look for something scary to read this halloween, you've come to the right place... 🧵

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access. If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

Even though I cannot stand most of these democrats in office right now, I cannot fucking fathom voting for any of these insane republicans. Can you imagine voting for someone like Marjorie Taylor Greene or Matt Gaetz???

Accidentally was given a cheese danish instead of an almond croissant… It was life changing!!! Cheese danishes forever!!!!

After 3 weeks reporting on the Ocean Viking search and rescue ship, I've hung up my lifejacket. I'm taking a bit of time off now, but here's a recap of my reports. They aren't easy reading, but I urge you to take a look - not enough is known about what's happening in the Med.🧵

@eejayy7 🥲 no further questions at this time please

@mariixza MARISA NO

Can’t believe we’re going to DMB at SPAC this weekend lololz