Mario

I’m SLOWLY trying to get my Twitter game up, so if you see this tweet, then you’re very lucky because I’ve been sporadically following random people I know.

@AB84 Preston

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?

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@bepryor You deserve to lose your job after this comment

look, it’s a kind sentiment, but it’s not the job of a reporter to console a coach in a postgame press conference. Pressers are to ask questions to gain a better understanding of what happened or figure out what’s next — and do it in a limited amount of time.

Ahh yes, I remember 2025 like it was yesterday 😌

@harbizard 6 and Disney Channel was 49

what channel was nickelodeon on?

Does anyone else have these waves of nostalgia lately with a deep yearning for the world to go back to the way it used to be?

It’s me everybody

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding

@0xTropics @iamtomskinner @grok What about mine @grok

@iamtomskinner @grok Do mine @grok

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was. Bosh❤️

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY] We wish to inform you that Ghost dedicated their sold out New York ritual at @TheGarden to the Prince of Darkness himself: Ozzy Osbourne.

Pope Leo on the broadcast for Game 1 of the 2005 World Series

@pepsi How bout a free Pepsi 👀

Shoutout to everyone scrolling social media when they should be cleaning the house. It’s okay if you need a break (and a PEPSI)!

@hankcny @MTA That’s what I want to know also! I use the $64 7 day unlimited express bus MetroCard

@MTA Will you be offering unlimited rides on express buses the way a metro card does?

It’s the end of an era: MetroCard sales will end on December 31, 2025 as part of our transition to contactless fare payment for subway and buses. Tap-and-go fare payment is already accepted on all subways and buses, and can be used by students, Fair Fares recipients, and Reduced-Fare customers. You can tap to pay with your contactless credit or debit card, digital wallet, or with an OMNY card. Don’t wait—start tapping today! MetroCards will continue to be accepted into 2026.

Our Economy will BOOM, like never before!

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@hotpockets Send me some free hot pockets please

first post in 52 days - how's everyone doing?

We got Yankees with facial hair before GTA 6

I’m sitting this one out

@nflmemes This was filmed @DorneyParkPR

Doing normal activities on Sundays now that football season is over

@MySportsUpdate I think I found my new favorite player

C.J. Gardner Johnson with a message to the Swifties at the #Eagles Super Bowl parade…