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Aguardando a AGI pizza, a AGI lanches, a AGI assistência especializada

sometimes your side-hoe isn't even a woman it's a Cisco 2800 series router

How the hell did NASA get this thing to work.

@0xPira @1Iucas @Hacker0x01 CARALHO QUE IRADO

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@0xPira Brabo!! Ganhou a habilidade de desligar o computador

HACKERONE ME DEU 1 MÊS DE BURP PRO!! AORA PODEREI FECHAR MEU BURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Eu tô com 3 atividades atrasadas de um professor, ou eu faço tudo domingo e converso com ele, ou tranco a cadeira, tô pra ver na moeda qual

@disconcision What is it?

needed to iconify an abstract concept. nice mental stretch i hadnt experienced in a bit

Acabei de fazer a pior apresentação da minha vida, como não entrar em psicose

ロケットエンジン、買っちゃった。

Artemis 2 in a week!

@linivedev Esse semestre tá um saco, melhor parte da semana é segunda que tem umas cadeiras de mestrado que faço em outro campos como ouvinte

nossa esse período da faculdade tá muito chato, todo dia é uma luta pra vencer a vontade de faltar kkkkk o “pior” é que meus estudos estão fluindo mt em casa, tô aprendendo muita coisa “sozinha”. ai chega na faculdade …

@sauravstwt Book

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Ctrl+Enter no Google docs insere uma quebra de página e vai direto pra próxima, vocês sabiam disso? Eu não sabia disso

@itsacybersumtin Beta

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Sla, voltar a fazer as coisas só por fazer mesmo, não ficar parado

Faz tanto tempo que tô parado e com medo, que eu tô achando que nem tenho que reaprender a fazer coisa difícil, é APRENDER mesmo

the moment i started being delusionally optimistic was when my life actually started improving i was super depressed for a long time always psyopping myself out of things because "others did it better" or "waste of time" or "im not good enough" the moment i started applying myself to things and telling myself i'm awesome at doing things (even if lying to myself) my life trajectory increased tenfold delusionmaxxing is the meta

Twitter -> doom scroll -> depressão