lofi gorl

Hey no offense but people liking my art actually sucks

Had to delete my @dominos account because someone managed to steal my login info TWICE after changing emails, passwords, and phone numbers and they used all of my reward points in Chicago. WHAT IF I WANTED THAT FREE PIZZA??? Trash. And of course, no customer service.

@techguy625 @tesspaisan Lmao I need to be like 10 drinks in for that 💀💀

When I’m 3 drinks in and I hear someone light a cigarette twitter.com/HollyAnderson/…

@KallMeFatz I literally thought he was going to say that too

"Do you feel him sir?"

@ForrealAbril I think my coworkers would be more concerned if I WASN’T making sewerslide jokes

Hey @Pluckers, ima need you to drop the restaurant playlist, the music never misses.

this is where I tweet from

bro laid out his panties

cold stone steve autism

train autists with no internet access and 4chan autists with no hobbies would be so powerful if they linked up. something beautiful there to be discovered

@comradechopper Watching snuffed on sight and getting mad you were snuffed on sight is bananas

Why is he me though

@doodoodarrion @HEB I’m not sure :( I called the bank this morning to report it but it just has to be disputed. Got a new card being delivered too.

@marisaaadee @HEB i’m so sorry that happened to you :( are you able to get it refunded?

NOTE: they did this at 4 am this morning. If you have an @HEB app account, remove your card right now

Fun fact: scammers are now getting into your H‑E‑B accounts and having groceries delivered to unknown addresses sending only $200 worth of yogurt and broccoli to a random house. Ask me how I know.

@KallMeFatz I had been waiting for this damn storyline to build to this moment 😤

UCEEEEEEEEEE

Just found out James Gandolfini died 10 years ago via Real Housewives of New Jersey I am not well

Tbh I saw the guy for like 3 minutes I was out before I made it to the operating room.

We must protect @Joel_Dahmen at all costs 😤

he really do