Marisa

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me when my friends try to hang up the phone on me and I distract them with a new topic

do u want to build legos together? (flirting)

me when i gobble all my treats and am left with nothing sweet to eat pic.twitter.com/e4gEvfvoO3

the trader joe’s parking lot? you mean the most dangerous place on earth?

girl no one wants your Dec 24 - Jan 6 sublet stfu!!!!!!!

catching fire is still the best hunger games movie… like nothing compares seeing this the first time

im 22 & i literally live like this

when im 26 ill be an OLD HAG but when im 30 ill be sooo young/fresh/alive/just starting out my life do u know what i mean

me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack

Spotify feature to lock Christmas music until after Thanksgiving

my audition tape for magic 8 ball

Have to do something I don’t want to do at work

i just know phil dunphy would have so much fun saying mojo dojo casa house

Bed Bath & Beyond’s going out of business sale isn’t desperate enough for me. TWENTY PERCENT like them little coupons y’all had? Call me when y’all find out what day they shutting off the internet and lights.

it’s a necessity