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@MigunaMiguna @Alxyore Barister,do you know your father?

Babu is an Indian; not a Luo. In Africa, one takes his identity from his father; not mother. Babu’s father is an Indian dukawala in Kisumu. Second, Babu Patel is a thug, murderer and thief. He has murdered 5 young Kenyans, including an IEBC returning officer. He shot DJ Evolve in the neck twice and maimed him. DJ Evolve is crippled from the neck down, he is brain dead, can’t speak, can’t eat (he is fed liquid food using a tube) and his life is permanently ruined by Babu. Babu has appointed his wife, Njeri, the Embakasi East CDF manager. Babu steals CDF and uses it as handouts to unemployed youth. No one wants to assassinate Babu Patel. Babu was the most reactionary, retrogressive and dangerous thug in student leadership in Kenya! Stop glorifying hooligans, thugs and criminals.

The only difference is that Babu Owino, if he is assassinated it will be by his own Luo people who will be jealous of his rise. It won't be politicians from other tribes that will take Babu Owino's life. Being a Luokinpin is more powerful & lucrative than being the president.

@KijanayaKabras 15 governors 15 senators 30 Mps 120 mcas No women rep No nominated mcas,Mps,senators

In this country we only need. 1. 30 Governors instead of 47 2. 30 Senators instead of 47 3. 200 MPs instead of 290 4. 1000 MCAs instead of 1450 5. No need of Women Reps!

@Neduszn8 Kolo Toure,Nasri,

Gabriel Jesus and sterling aside. Name a player that played for Arsenal and Manchester city LEVEL: Extremely Difficult!!

@ezekielbaiye @Arsenal We need atleast 5 goals. Even if they are 10 in a game the better

@Arsenal My boys are on fire and anyone who dares us is in trouble

HE'S AT IT AGAIN! Trossard picks Gyokeres out with a delicious cross and the Swede heads home his 21st goal of the season ❤️ 🔴 3-0 ⚪️ (45+4)

@pierrecoins A 5-1 win to Arsenal

$250 to someone who predicts the correct score

@MichK_01 @WehliyeMohamed Unfortunately part of your statement is wrong. Most schools will not admit 10 students who come with nothing. Dont you remember a former PS boasting how a phone call secured admissiin for his daughter in a prestigious C1 school?

@WehliyeMohamed National boarding schools should receive adequate capitation from the government; this is where brilliant minds from humble backgrounds are nurtured on the path of National progress and prosperity.

I pay fees re Alliance Girls. The official annual fees (national boarding schools) is 54K but we've paying over 100k p.a. Before we condemn the school, we need to ask; Is 53k sufficient for a national boarding school? Do the schools get the 22K govt capitation in time?

@AlinurMohamed_ Senior, this is well articulated. However, there is a worrying trend from our brothers from your community wherever they are settled. The comments by the MP were reckless and NCIC should have already taken over. Unfortunately, they are in slumber.

The Kamba community owes a lot to the Somali community. We have empowered many of them through job opportunities, not only in North Eastern Kenya but also in Somalia. The road they are blocking is very important for transportation and economic activities along the corridor. We need services, and they need employment, especially the people of Kitui where Kalonzo comes from. Similarly, The Somali community owes a lot to the Kamba community. They have hosted us in their land, allowed us to marry their girls, they buy our cows, milk, goats and camels. We use their roads, hospitals and schools. Without the Kamba community, Somalis in Garissa, Isiolo, Wajir and Mandera would be nothing. The two communities 100% depends on each other. I feel sorry for those who have lost their loved ones in both communities, but kindly let's stop these fights. Kamba and Somali Politicians are behind this. Kambas and Somalis are fighting on their behalf. Don't die or kill each other because of a politician.

@AbuZeenah_ Kolo Toure

Guess The Player ? Level__100% Impossible

@KCBInKenya 10k. Ideas ziko. Shida ni wale jamaa wa ...

Would you rather:​​ 1. Get a surprise bonus of Ksh. 10,000​​ 2. Get FREE expert financial advice for a year​​ Tunangoja majibu kwa comments section...

@TheAbojani How canban under 18 begin to invest in NSE. Enlighten us Senior

Quick Fact! Kenya has approximately 21.9 million young people under the age of 18. Out of these, only 335 have started investing in the Nairobi Securities Exchange. That's a huge gap.

@Vickyjr KCB and B.A.T

Good morning friends of Mukulima! 🇰🇪 If you were to liquidate your entire NSE portfolio today and keep only ONE stock for the next 5 years, which one stays? 💎 Tell me the status of your bags! 👇

@WashiraX I suffered this to KRA. They dismissed me. I had to pay and suspend that PIN till when I am hundred years old. KRA wants to reap where they have not sown. Unfortunately.

Court has warned KRA to go for real thieves, not NIL filers. There is a company called Kapwell Enterprises Limited. Their business is not complicated. They sell cargo clearing and forwarding services. When they started, they had no one to show them mashimo. They only had hope and determination. They hit the road. 2013, no deal. 2014, zero deal. 2015, no nothing. Kazi ni kufile tu NIL returns. As the director was busy tarmacking and accumulating tiny stones under his shoe heels, Some crooks had stolen & were busy importing goods using Kapwell’s KRA PIN. In 2018, Kapwell has known mashimo. They are minting real money. KRA notices. They decided to audit. Checking their internal customs system, they discovered that Kapwell’s PIN had imported goods worth 25M in 2013 and 2014. Yet they had filed NIL returns faithfully. KRA went mad. They took the 25M, added a fictitious 20% profit margin, computed income tax, VAT, penalties and interest, and slapped Kapwell with a tax bill of 11M. Next morning at 3am, the director akagurumuka. He reached for his phone to check time. Saw an email notification. Hoping it was a client, he opened it. Bahati mbaya, it was KRA. Delivering the bill. Sleep ended instant. • Lesson 1: usiku wacha simu sitting room. At dawn, without even taking tea, he rushed to KRA to report a system error. Akaambiwa ndugu keti. He was shown mad numbers on the screen. He swore he had never imported such goods. KRA wakamwabia hii utalipa. He ran to the police and reported a case of identity theft. Got an OB number. Took it back to KRA and asked them to investigate who had used his company PIN. He even gave them a list of competitors he suspected. He then served KRA all of his bank statements. They were all zeros for those years. But KRA could not hear any of it. As KRA is doing all this, it is unaware of one dangerous sentence chilling quietly in Kenyan tax law. It reads: • KRA SHALL make inquiries into all tax issues raised by a taxpayer. Make sure to underline the word SHALL. MANDATORY. KRA did not investigate. Their position was: • PIN ni yako. 11M ni yako. Lipa. Frustrated, he ran to court. The Tribunal asked KRA: Where is your investigation report? - KRA said hakuna. Tribunal invoked the one dangerous sentence. You still remember it? • KRA SHALL make inquiries. Tribunal ruled that the word SHALL is MANDATORY. Tribunal concluded Kapwell was a victim of identity theft. 11M tax was set aside. You would think that is the end. Noo. KRA retreated to Times Tower swearing: 11M haiwezi enda hivo. Aje? They appealed to the High Court. In court, Kapwell was asked: Why don’t you want to pay tax under your PIN ndugu? He responded: My lord, I have no problem paying taxes. But not for goods I never bought, never touched, and never sold. The good judge asked him: What do you mean? He responded: My Lord, if you owe your landlord 100K. You take the 100k bundle to his office and hand it to him. As he starts counting, a thief storms in, orders everyone down, and in the confusion the landlord throws the money back at you. The thief grabs it and disappears. Have you paid rent or not? The court went silent. The judge asked him: Kapwell what are you saying? He replied: My Lord, who should the landlord pursue for the money? You the tenant or the thief? Judge removed his spectacles. Paused. Then sided with Kapwell. The 11M tax was set aside. KRA wakaambiwa waende watafute wezi wawalipe. Case closed. Lesson 2. • KRA cannot tax a victim of identity theft. • KRA must go for the real beneficiary thief.

@jumaf3 Is that Tuju somewhere in the pic?

The photographer did what can only be described as magic...

@Shimbirta2 @Vickyjr All these long term will be bountiful. Hold and possibly increase their portfolios

@marisia00 @Vickyjr Kengen has been underwhelming so far but in the long run we good

Mko vipi friends of Mukulima. ☕️ The NSE has been showing us things lately. Looking at your current portfolio, which stock is currently carrying the team on its back? 🏦📱 And which one are you honestly tempted to let go? Let's audit the gains. 📊

@kahome_steve SACCOS are doing badly in this country. Too much political intereference.

Gen Zs want very little to do with SACCOs. They prefer stocks, ETFs, crypto, forex etc Are SACCOs no longer appealing to the young folks or are they just chasing the next "hot" investment?

@kipmurkomen The problem is once they have trained and been employed. What happens? You meet a cop who can't even move a leg.

Beyond the professional aspects of the job, modern policing demands resilience, discipline, teamwork, and the ability to make sound decisions under pressure. Field simulations training ensures our recruits are equipped with these important attributes, preparing them effectively for the real-world duties. This morning, we visited the Administration Police Service Field Training Camp in Lii, Mutuati Sub-County, Meru County, where we commissioned the new training facility, launched field simulation training for the first cohort of 2,000 recruits, and received a briefing on the progress of ongoing security operations against banditry in the region. I am pleased to report that the security operations we launched two months ago to mop up illegal firearms and curb banditry in Laikipia, Isiolo, Samburu, and Meru counties have borne fruit. So far, we have recovered 55 firearms, 382 rounds of ammunition, 770 head of cattle, 1,336 sheep and goats, 20 camels, and two donkeys. To consolidate these gains, we are constructing security roads in banditry-prone areas, intensifying security and peace engagements, and, in the coming months, operationalizing gazetted administrative units. We are grateful to the people and the County Government of Meru for donating land for the camp, constructing access roads, and drilling a borehole. This partnership is critical in addressing insecurity in the area and enhancing service delivery. I was accompanied by IG Douglas Kanja, DIG-APS Gilbert Masengeli, Baringo Senator Kiprono Chemitei, PAS Beverly Opwora, Meru County Commissioner Jacob Ouma, among other senior officials. Local leaders present were Meru County Governor Isaac Mutuma, Igembe North MP Julius Taitumu and a host of MCAs.

@andrewsuleh Unfortunately there are no normal range figures like in other laboratory tests A big scam

H.pylori is one of the most abused laboratory test for profit by the private health facilities

@scherargei The senator is suddenly becoming very clever

-UHC and Global staff must be confirmed to permanent and pensionable terms by counties inclusive of their gratuity. - immediate empanalment of clinical officers into SHA programme. - the delay of payment of nurses stipends in Nandi county is very illegal and abuse of labour rights. #mtetezi Blessed night

@MOH_Kenya Singapore is real