marissa

Did my makeup and put on cute pajamas before taking Benadryl so I look cute for the hat man

@KBensonJpg @HiTonedBumpkeen I paid $75 for a 3 mile uber in Cincinnati once. Oktoberfest prices will getcha

@HiTonedBumpkeen Lol why are you so aggressive weirdo

A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70

Why did I say this

@GoBearcatsFB Admin forgot bcook is a bengal now 😭

Bearcats back in Cincy this fall 🗓️ Can’t wait to welcome the boys back home as they take on the Bengals

@herdHater @CBBonFOX Do you think the FOX College Hoops account is referring to shooting championships?

@CBBonFOX Any with 21?

RETWEET if your team has won multiple championships! 🏆

@Jacoby_27 @Bornakang Mf was a toddler in solitary confinement

How long could you last doing this job

@tru_fru My big beautiful girl Poptart

drop pictures of your pets and i'll send some PR boxes out 🥳

There is currently a mouse in my house btw

The only time I wish I had a bf is when there are creatures in my house that don’t belong here. I don’t want to deal with any corpses!!!!!

@drinkgaragebeer Pop it open with the bearcat fang. Modern problems require modern solutions 🙏🏼

Chew top

@prfctsweetie We r so delicate 🤧

@marissaizzi I had it like that as a kid too GOD I’m so glad it’s at least shrunk down to manageable surface area lol

Using my PTO as god intended, by doing absolutely fuck-all for an entire day and reading entire books and eating fruit in the sun

@prfctsweetie Cover it with Vaseline and wear gloves to sleep and it goes away in a couple days!

@prfctsweetie And that kept it at bay til a dermatologist gave me a steroid shot and it like flipped a switch in me and it mostly went away!! Fr I had it all up my arms and legs, my eyelids everywhere 😭 now I just get it on my fingers pretty much and I use the cp ointment at night -

@prfctsweetie I have eczema too - I use clobetasol propionate prescribed by my pcp but it’s pretty strong and not everyone needs it so triamcinolone is a good alternative!! Highly suggest looking into it if possible!!!

If you’re going to make a shitty comment about my chronic eczema you have to pay me for the annoyance you cause because I can’t do anything about it and you’re a turd for pointing it out

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

@FrannyTrip MY DATE WITH THE PRESIDENT’S DAUGHTER

@alwaysunnyooc Makes me emo every time

As much as I dislike The Gang Wins the Big Game, the ending scene of the city of Philadelphia celebrating is so heartwarming

@killinemrodney Why are u screenshotting people’s instagram stories to be weird on twitter

shit always cringes me out. "let's run around in a circle and fake laugh together for a picture." Your a fuckin #rocket tho so it's chill, I'll be chillin in ox im DTF anytime

@RaiderMark @UCBarstool That’s irrefutable proof

Texas Tech fans: “Cincy leaked it after he left, it’s their fault” Also Texas Tech fans: “Cincy is the one getting punished not us” So which is it Tech fans?? Because we wouldn’t leak the info to get us punished Point fingers all you want, either way he’s YOUR QUARTERBACK now