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This is what happens when good-hearted people (as opposed to sociopaths) earn great wealth. We need more Dollys and far fewer of the other guys.

@DzintraSullivan A panic attack

I always heard it was half your age PLUS seven years. Even by his own math, half of 42 is 21 and subtracting seven from 21 is... still statuatory rape.

Superb from Ben Doak. Superb from John McGinn. We're in the lead late on at Hampden 💪 #SCOCRO

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@DzintraSullivan Me too... yikes...

I do this, I didn't know it was a thing. Maybe a career change in my future. 😂😂😂

This.

@JaeMargal Your own body part?

Another person's foot...

@JaeMargal At least I now know where my pumpkin went last night, and that it's being cared for properly.

🧡🖤✨️

@ClaraElenaDice @JaeMargal Exactly! A couple are reasonably sane, then there's...

@JaeMargal Depends on the ex 🙃

What would you do?

@JaeMargal If they're struggling, it takes as long as it takes. If they're hiding the struggle, then it usually takes longer. If they're a narcissist, no time at all. And if they're a third-culture kid, just tell them it's like they moved and they'll get over it.

How long do you think it takes to heal a broken heart?

This.

This.

@peshjoe19 @JaeMargal I had 96% too... but it probably is dropping as I scroll through these comments.

@JaeMargal 96

95%...🥰

@DzintraSullivan "I'm too old for you."

I nominate you for the ice bucket challenge.

@jeffieagle These are great fun and riff off what's really happening.

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