Mark Koops

@newscomauHQ @PeterGr48811483 Russian media isn't unique in this position... x.com/i/status/20450…

so...

@EmilySm43 Sure. Idgaf about their opinion, but I’ll gladly put that money on my mortgage 😂

Be brutally honest Are you accepting it?

@SydneyLWatson To get mad at being wasteful of $, or feeling ripped off. Absofuckinglutely

Texan boyfriend is losing his mind because I bought a $9 coffee. Apparently it is tiny. And he has been ranting about how insane it is for the past 5 minutes. 😭😂 He told me I had to show you all "comparison photos" so you can see how stupid this is. Is this a regular male experience? To go mad about the price of small things? 😂😂😂

@honeymoon250 He’s seen what divorce did to his dad and the men aground him and decided fk that, not getting married, women aren’t worth the risk

You are telling me….

@nobleisawinner @Matt_Pinner An Australia prime minister

What do you call someone whose every word is a lie?

@atensnut Throw a cape over her shoulders, now she’s superangry

Never say “calm down”. Never!!

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@Sofia50020Sofia MIGA Make Iran Glow in the Dark Again

@RevRayCistman We have a functional brain

White men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

@honeymoon250 Trial and error when mum worked evenings and i had to feed myself when i was 11

Who taught you?

@otokyo__ Maybe use a bit less???

My boss had to tell me that my perfume is too strong, it’s offensive to others in the office, and I should stop using it... Would you agree with that?

@ShitpostRock2 walked away from CoD after the remastered Modern Warfare 1

What game?

2 Weeks Ago we were reassured we had enough fuel due to the Geelong, Victoria Oil Refinery which is one of two remaining refineries. ‘Coincidentally’ today it exploded & it is now engulfed in flames🔥 Also ‘coincidentally’ our biggest fertiliser plant went off line & will take weeks-months to become functional again. Right in the middle of a Global fuel & fertiliser crisis…. I don’t believe in ‘coincidences’ anymore.

@ryanels I had a parsing problem I created a regex Now I have a problem factory

Can you parse HTML with regex without using Grok? 🧐

@ryanels meanwhile, 99% of the js frameworks exist bec some programmer didn't like an existing framework

Web development used to be a lot simpler 😏

@uscfan981 honestly? 7 and 8

Eliminate 2.

What is your response?

@PaulineHansonOz I'm sure its 'an accident', and 'a complete coincidence'

Very bad news as a fire is reported at Geelong, in one of Australia’s last two refineries this morning. This can’t come at a worse time.