Mark Odlum

I feel like I’m being judged by Paul Simon right now...

All I really want from an airline is a flight tracker.

You know you’re getting older when you stay in the dairy section of Costco a little longer because it feels good on your knees.

What are they doing with all the leftover food Dumbledore “is creating” for meals at Hogwarts? Really surprised Hermione isn’t all over that. #HarryPotter #hogwarts

I feel like my hand modeling days may be over. Thumbs, apparently don’t like bending in the wrong direction.

I just had breakfast, yet I’m physically incapable of leaving Costco without having a hotdog and soda for $1.50.

I interviewed Ryan about his battle with chronic pain for the US Pain Foundation. Like many others, his story is both frustrating and yet extremely hopeful. Onward. invisibleproject.org/ryan-drozd/

I wrote this piece on Virtual Reality to treat chronic pain. #chronicpain #uspainfoundation #virtualreality #writerslife VIRTUAL REALITY: AN INNOVATIVE TOOL TO TREAT ACUTE AND CHRONIC PAIN invisibleproject.org/virtual-realit…

You are all cordially invited to my 1980’s blooper party! But, does anyone have a VHS player I could borrow?

I was asked to join a mens basketball league, but sprained my ankle while thinking about it.

Ohhhhhh, that’s why painters wear white.

How does one go about suing Paul Rudd and “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” for stealing my look from 2002?

Just put a suit for the first time in 3 years and found a cocktail napkin and shrimp tail in the pocket.

I was a guest on the Jason Hennessey Podcast. We talk about writing, comedy, woodworking and treating cluster headaches with psilocybin. So it’s Good times for all.

Oh look! (But listen ;) it’s my voice!

jasonhennessey.com/podcast/mark-o… I had a blast being a guest on @jasonhennessey ‘s podcast. We talk about acting, comedy and treating my cluster headaches (the most painful condition known to mankind) with psilocybin and magic mushrooms. Good times. #jasonhennessy #Psilocybin #comedy

@naesnrohgel On it!

@mark_odlum Try turning it off and then back on again

I keep hitting control/alt/delete but nothings working.

I want the dark Superman movie where he’s quit helping people and is just making millions selling meteorites.

Had to Uber to the Costco entrance from my parking spot.