Mark Burger

@JustAboutAnyt11 @4thOfJuly365 The offset handles are very smart. If you know, you know.

@4thOfJuly365 Had that one and a smaller one up until a couple of months ago. I really like my new one! I still need to find a replacement for the smaller one.

Remember this pan?

@4thOfJuly365 I have two that I still use.

@GrandidgeS @IAmPoliticsGirl Have a better memory. We've been doing that for going on 10 years.

@markaburger @IAmPoliticsGirl I have a better idea. Let’s go after Trunt and his criminal family!

There is no such thing as absolute immunity. The vice president is trying to tell us the president’s personal military can kill people without consequence.

@MPLocke @IAmPoliticsGirl You are correct. He did far worse on a much grander scale.

@markaburger @IAmPoliticsGirl Fauci didn't put bullets in brains you fucking asshat, they're gestapo and the VP just implied that they can kill anyone whenever they want for whatever reason which is fucking insane and you're insane for trying to distract from that.

@DaProphetDyn @KonstantinKisin The Jewish Undocumented Weather - Laser Interference Program (JUW-LIP) has been tasked with granting some Allah follower's grand wish for most of the weekend. But, Netanyahu promises he can fit it in. Enjoy your day off, sir.

@markaburger @KonstantinKisin That reminds me, if you get a chance can you ask Netanyahu to point that weather laser at SE Texas this weekend for some rain? Wife wants me to mow the grass and it's my only day off this week.

UPDATE on my investigation of Lindsay Graham's murder by Candace Owens: Prior to his murder, Graham visited Ukraine where, according to a dream I had, he was given evidence that Candace Owens is a man. I will be publishing text messages I invented in which Owens confesses to being born male. If you are massively retarded, please subscribe now for further updates. I need money because Israel bad.

@unclebeefcake @IAmPoliticsGirl You need to quit showing off your lack of originality and intelligence, sir.

@markaburger @IAmPoliticsGirl Does being an asshole cause hair loss?

@ErikMcCurd5dzr I see you're on Iran's side.

Another Banger by Iran

@ErikMcCurd5dzr You're full of shit. Both parties suck but the left owns every fucked up thing culturally wrong with the country.

This is what MAGA wants to do to your daughters, sisters, mothers… they openly tell you they voted to allow sexual assault on women with no consequences. They’ll tell you any woman with a claim is a liar… even when it’s a child. This is the MAGA movement

@0liviajulianna @Z4200307417000Z We aren't paying for abuse. Do you have like the Cliffs Notes version, or something? In terms you can understand, like the Happy Meal size version?

@Z4200307417000Z Why don’t you read the article moron

ICE agents act like they can kill without consequences. Democrats must prove otherwise. My latest op-ed for the Houston Chronicle 👇🏼 houstonchronicle.com/opinion/outloo…

@0liviajulianna You writing Op-Eds for the DSA is about as funny as Bill Kristol thinking his writing is relevant for the right. 🤡s both of you.

@0liviajulianna Well, you're going to luck dumb (yet again) in no time at all when it turns out to be true. I mean, if you had to make a bet for your life, we know how you'd pick. History would drive your pick for survival.

The fact that you have MAGATs saying this is the victims fault and that he tried to kill an ICE officer and DHS HASN’T EVEN FUCKING COMMENTED YET!

@MikeNellis This is how democrats always fight, fucktard! Rules? What rules?

Kentucky Republicans have tried to take away Governor Beshear’s ability to appoint Mitch McConnell’s replacement. Beshear says he’s considering ignoring the state legislature and appointing a Democrat to replace McConnell anyway. He believes the law is unconstitutional, that Kentucky’s constitution gives him the authority, and that he’s prepared to test the GOP on it. This is exactly how Democrats should be fighting.

@Turdis789 @ofctimallen Were you parents psychic in their forethought of picking your name?

@ofctimallen Too bad he was always on the wrong side for gay rights. Then he took his closet to the grave with the millions he made insider trading.

I had a moment to get to know Senator Lindsey Graham at an event in Los Angeles full of both parties looking for solutions to the immigration challenges. The man was about listening to both sides with a focus on solutions not arguments. Very impressed at his energy and wit. What a loss with his passing. Prayers to his family and friends.

@RoKhanna You lost any and all credibility when you moved all your chips to the center of the table with a Go Fish (oyster?) and a Totenkopf in the hole. Platner will forever define you. And you allowed it.

Instead of calling for the arrest of violent settlers & IDF soldier who detained Americans, former Congresswoman Manning criticizes me for taking a Palestinian led trip to the West Bank. I want to respectfully address this criticism head on because we desperately need more American politicians to take trips like the ones I did. I had been to Israel three times before my trip to Palestine. I had met with PM Bennett and PM Netanyahu. I have met with the families of Oct 7 terrorist attacks, including Jon and Rachel Polin who lost their beloved son Hersh. Can an American politician not take one Palestinian led trip to the occupied territories to learn the facts on the ground? Must every trip be curated through the Israel government or pro Israel advocacy groups? Will any trip that is through the lens of Palestinian eyes be dismissed as a stunt? What is most surprising to me is Congresswoman Manning dismisses my experience of being seen first as Brown and second as an American in the West Bank. I have never felt personally such an acute sting of race in America. When traveling in Palestine with a small group of others who were White, I was singled out and asked my faith. I was subject to longer interrogations at checkpoints. I was laughed at and mocked by violent settlers. And I saw firsthand the IDF taking the side of violent settlers much like the police forces sided with segregationists in the Jim Crow South. I am not nearly as eloquent as Ta-Nehisi Coates. But any person of color will feel how he or I did if they visit the occupied territories for even 24 hours. What is happening in Palestine is a betrayal of Judaism or the ideals of Israel. I wish Congresswoman Manning and others who love Israel would open their eyes and help work to redeem the soul of the nation they love by ending the oppression.

@krassenstein Enough what? People not obeying lawful orders from or interfering in operations conducted by enforcement agencies? I couldn't agree more.

MAJOR BREAKING: Trump's ICE has been involved in another shooting death, this time in Biddeford, Maine around Hill Street and Pool Street. Further details coming. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ALREADY!

@cutesycutee @Savsays @JasonRasset @RealCandaceO Is this a joke? "She likes to look at the full picture before covering things either way". She's had complete tunnel vision the entire time. Quite the opposite of what you say.

The “evidence is overwhelming” campaign has begun! 😂😂😂 This is all so pathetic. And obvious. And utter disaster of a non-existent case. Cannot WAIT to be back on air on Monday.

@greendragonhq Aside from rerouting traffic, which will only delay and inconvenience other commuters, this list is short on effective efficiency improvements.

MAGA is absolutely SEETHING today after Democratic Socialist Zohran Mamdani delivers yet another campaign promise—while they are still waiting for Trump to fulfill his first. Mayor Mamdani is overhauling New York City Transit, returning 48 hours of travel time per year to New Yorkers. That’s two entire days on a bus eliminated every year. Here’s what the updates include: • New rapid bus corridors reserved exclusively for buses. • Replacement of 40% of the aging fleet with brand-new vehicles. (2,500+ new buses) • Fast-response dedicated teams assigned to each borough. • All-door boarding. • 100 new bus stop shelters. • New benches and leaning bars installed at 875 bus stops. • Guaranteed seating at every bus stop. • New trees and protective covers at every bus stop to shield passengers from the elements.

@CMArchibald So, not really about the compassion but rather the clicks, eh? At least we know you're a fraud and don't have to guess.

To all the MAGA ICE bootlickers in my mentions right now: Keep it coming, fuckos. Every reply boosts the algo. ✌🏻😘

This man’s heartbreak is unbearable. Fuck ICE and fuck that little gestapo ghoul Stephen Miller.