Mark Amft

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Mark Amft

@markamft

A well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.

Katılım Eylül 2011
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Mark Amft
Mark Amft@markamft·
@RepMTG I never see my family, argue constantly with my wife, and my house is a money pit no real estate agent would touch. I would gladly trade it all to be thirty again.
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Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
I think this is one of the most startling and tragic statistics I have seen. Only 12% of 30 year olds are married and own a home. Marriage, family, and home ownership are the ultimate trifecta of security and happiness. I hope this trajectory can be reversed.
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Mark Amft
Mark Amft@markamft·
@kerpen Because it’s impossible to make an informed decision unless you’re drunk and hopped up on nicotine.
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Mark Amft@markamft·
@ThatEricAlper When these were in use comfortable shoes did not exist. And god help you if you skied or played hockey.
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Eric Alper 🎧
Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper·
Remember when you would go to the shoe store and have them use one of these on you by a clerk? Then you left the store with comfortable shoes that actually fit.
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nicole ruiz
nicole ruiz@nwilliams030·
workshopping a few things to bring on an international flight for a toddler so far we’ve got: harmonica what do y’all think?
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Black Hole
Black Hole@konstructivizm·
??? Only the nerds will know what this is.
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Mark Amft@markamft·
@ThrillaRilla369 No, but I remember “NO RADIO” signs on the dashboard and homeless people who would wash your windshield.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
My daughter laughs at me and says it never happened! Am I the only one who remembers how gas station attendants would not only pump your gas but wash your windshield?
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Mark Amft@markamft·
@hwinkler4real Plus I had to stand in line at the check cashing place, which took a cut and was intensely skeevy, then sweat bullets out of fear of being mugged on the way home, because I couldn’t swing a bank account.
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Mark Amft
Mark Amft@markamft·
@trixiemattel I thought 4! was 41 and I was like what’s up with that kid.
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Trixie Mattel™
Trixie Mattel™@trixiemattel·
my niece turned 4! the light of our lives.
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Mark Amft@markamft·
@ThrillaRilla369 At the midtown multi-story building I quasi-illegally lived in, the passenger elevator shut down at midnight and anyone entering or leaving had to use the freight elevator, which was manually operated. The guy who did this had perhaps one of the most depressing jobs imaginable.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Have you ever been in an elevator that had an Elevator Operator
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Paul Rudnick
Paul Rudnick@PaulRudnickNY·
Kristi Noem cosplay trading cards have now surpassed Pokemons
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Mark Amft@markamft·
@BMeiselas In fourth grade I tried to teach you to avoid rhetorical questions…
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Brett Meiselas
Brett Meiselas@BMeiselas·
So do people realize how much of this website is just bots, foreign disruptors, and AI replies designed to defend Trump and/or stoke rage?
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Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann@KeithOlbermann·
Wow. Trump is now having his documents signed by somebody named "Anus Shamwowwww" 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Lewis the Light
Lewis the Light@LewistheLight1·
#Jazz #vinyl If anyone has any money left after holiday weekend have some extra ecm albums for sale. All w sleeves- vinyl vg+ or better. Last 2 both have 1 mark that causes tics. Will knock off few $’s on Discogs price if buy direct. US shipping only. Dm or comment if interested
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Mark Amft@markamft·
@MVJohnson Totally dug “Bubbles” but I am a sucker for a manipulated Echoplex.
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Martin
Martin@MVJohnson·
Morning Listening, 06.25.25
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Mark Amft@markamft·
@unburiedbooks Technically, if you drop everything, you’ll drop the book, making it nearly impossible to read.
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Unburied Books
Unburied Books@unburiedbooks·
Should I drop everything and read this?
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Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ
Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ@chrissteinplays·
Dear Richard, Go fuck yourself. I want the whole 20 million Thank you for your attention to this matter
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💜💜🎀 ȶɦɛ ȶɦɨռӄɛʀ🎀 💜💜
Time to take a look back at Andrew Cuomo's "Covid Poster," one of the most powerful--and troubling--works of outsider art ever made in this country. Unpacking the implications of "Boyfriend Cliff" alone...
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Lewis the Light
Lewis the Light@LewistheLight1·
@markamft Yeah that’s a tough one if you aren’t a fan of very noisy Frisell guitar
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Lewis the Light
Lewis the Light@LewistheLight1·
#NowPlaying #jazz 1986 Germany. Another ecm all star group. Way up there on my ecm favorites list. Amazing album. Goes in all kinds of directions (twangy country sounding guitar, feedback washed drum solos. Beautiful piano ballads, & wintry baritone & soprano sax). Amazing stuff.
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