Mark Atherton

@The_Forty_Four @stewatmackenzie

I’d like to report an international war crime 😭😭😭

@_DIGB @heaton90

Le Tissier sat in Wembley on Saturday but the Southampton players are all wearing Middlesbrough kits

@ManUtd @Casemiro @heaton90

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it. Old Trafford bids a fond farewell to an icon. Thank you for everything, @Casemiro 🇧🇷❤️

@Kenedhloger @heaton90

All one needs in life

@stusfootyflash @stewatmackenzie

My word. This is sensational.

@UTD_Pa @heaton90

What happened to your body when you ate Rice 🍚 🤔😳

@BhaHarvey @stewatmackenzie killer

I'm never deleting this app 🤣🤣

@anZo_maGee @FabrizioRomano @stewatmackenzie

@FabrizioRomano Burnley will setup up in a 4-he-he formation.

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

@FabrizioRomano @stewatmackenzie

@heaton90 @TheDailyDraught Export

@TheDailyDraught @markatherton3 ur wet dream this

Is this the worst selection of beers in the world?

@ClipsLegacy @heaton90

show me a “graphic designer” making this then

@plinketyplink2 @stewatmackenzie

A Facebook comment has just killed me there 🤣

@MXVonXM @JasperZiggle @stewatmackenzie @heaton90

@JasperZiggle Pep and Arteta have to fuck

What will happen if Arsenal and Man City finish on the exact same points and goal difference ?

@Craigshaw185964 @heaton90 get the doctors lad u fucking stink

Whoever kept farting in that away end too the right of the goal at the front, get your fucking bowels checked you horrible dirty bastard you smell like your dying #wafc

@heaton90 @sciencegirl Welcome back baby

@sciencegirl @markatherton3 cooked on harwoods loins

@diegoalejocm @heaton90

Cuando se me sale la cadena de la bicicleta

@NeoWokio @stewatmackenzie

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

@NotFarLeftAtAll @heaton90

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@JesterJum @heaton90

Before the invention of the train in 1804, people had to run wagons on your mom.

@bagshaw2112 @stewatmackenzie

OMG how do they think of this and who does them .. AI PRODUCED ..