Marley K

"Was your tweet about me?" Actually no but,

It’s my dad asking every single year how old I will be about a month before my birthday that reminds me he really is my dad (memory loss runs in the family)

I’m sorry what😭😂

Easter egg hunts ain’t even a hunt anymore… people just throw some fake eggs on the lawn & call it a day 😂 my cousins & I would spend well over an hour hunting down eggs our parents hid smh lol

The only energy I need this year

@Pud_Mckenzie @Drake

Them @Drake tickets starting at $300 for nosebleeds is ridiclous. I ain’t gone pay that much money and all the fees after to watch this nigga with binoculars 😂 them gamblin debts must be hittin hard😂

you survived another day. I’m proud of you.

He’s smoking inside like it’s still 2016

Still not over this dude going live on Facebook yesterday when he got in a car accident. Taking videos in the intersection, then in the ambulance & hospital with his neck in a brace…. Like sir what😭😂

The kid recording at the end was too perfect 💀😂😂😂

I think my soul would actually leave my body if I ever saw the northern lights in person

Super Bowl prediction: one team is going to win & the other team is going to lose

I lost a lot of weight & now don’t really like drinking after not drinking for 3 months to challenge myself lol never felt better💅

Still not over my waitress at a new place in town asking to try my drink after she brought it to the table. Like ma’am who trained you???

@Zach_Chiono It’s their house now

dnt let anyone tell you 19 is the worst age, whatever age you were in 7th grade is the worst age

If I ever witnessed someone throwing a puppy like that… god himself would need to come down from the heavens to save you from the ass beating I would be giving

How do you miss TWO field goals in a game when that is literally your only job lol I can’t

I’m too high for this lol the thread didn’t help💀😂😂

Stop telling people to go to Hell, I don’t want them either.

Okay but this is cute af