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@MKovac_Writer Well they're definitely not getting invited again hopefully?

Curious to know, if you’d spent a couple of hours cooking up a curry for your family who are visiting from out of town and they turn up saying they are disappointed as they’d hoped you’d have made them a roast dinner instead, is this rude? Kind of wish I hadn’t bothered.

@loz_dude @SpeechUnion Aha okay thanks. Still very possibly has one too many zeroes I reckon. At most he's probably looking at £15,000 if he's lucky.

@markbowen @SpeechUnion The article says £70,000, so someone made a mistake and added or removed a zero.

Wow. Hertfordshire Police have a serious problem. The same force that wrongly arrested parents Maxie Allen and Rosalind Levine — who dared to criticise their daughter’s school on WhatsApp — and were later forced to pay £20,000 in compensation has struck again. A dozen officers turned up at the home of IT boss Sam Smith after receiving complaints from two Facebook group members last March. Smith had his house searched, his devices seized, and was forced to spend a night in a cell at Hatfield police station. The force later logged that the search was “not suitable or lawful”. He is now suing the force through the High Court for £700,000 in damages and personal injury. Sam Smith writes a blog under the name Matthew Hopkins, the Witchfinder General. He penned two blog posts to correct misinformation about a woman in a local park who was falsely accused of being a paedophile, photographed, and confronted as a result of online posts. After he criticised the police for inaction in one — particularly the local inspector — they pursued him. He was told he was being arrested for malicious communications. During the search, a pile of undelivered Conservative Party leaflets was also seized. Mr Smith is seeking a summary judgment at a hearing next month. He told the Mail: ‘So far Herts Police have failed to settle the case and ignored the recommendations of their own PCC in defiance of best practice and reason. It is a waste of public money and damages public confidence.’ In 2024, His Majesty’s Inspectorate of Constabulary found Hertfordshire Police required improvement in its investigation of crime and in its leadership and management, and was inadequate in its recording of offences. Read more below 👇

@TheRealZoeMBE You've pretty much answered your own question there. 😉

Unless they were a twin and a trapped door thing was involved?

Catching up with last nights BGT, how on earth did that magician get those people from one end of the stage to the other?? #BGT

@SallyMudie @LucyTCWife I have no idea why he was recalled but he has been on the internet posting so could well be that.

@LucyTCWife He was told alls he had to do was stay of the internet bless him . Disgraceful poor man, why was he recalled? He did everything that he was asked of him.

For those of you that don’t know, poor Alex Belfield has been recalled back to prison. He’s now been back in HMP Nottingham for 5 weeks and is awaiting a parole hearing. His crime? There was no crime. He had been recalled for words he MIGHT say and is a 0.16% risk to the public. I have spoken with Alex weekly and he is in good spirits. He has written book no 7 and has made a start on book 8 🤣🤣 He has more rights and less restrictions in prison than he had outside on probation!! Make it make sense!!! If you would like to send Alex your well wishes I’m sure he would love to hear from you. You can email him or write to him at HMP Nottingham. Prison no: A4747EW. 💙💙

@Matt_Pinner Airwolf. Alf. Automan. Streethawk.

I am totally drawing a blank. 🤔🤔

@BenCh1ld @DavidJosephLaw2 Let's just say the base is a LOT deeper than you think.

@markbowen @DavidJosephLaw2 Been looking for about 15 minutes still no idea🤣

Fuck me that magician was unbelievable. Surely them 2 were set up and they had twins or sommet but how were they disappearing and coming back, the frame wasn't deep enough to hide in #BGT #BritainsGotTalent

@MitchellWebb85 As soon as I saw him throw the first card that moniker definitely did not fit! Rick Smith Jr definitely gets that moniker. That was just embarassing him saying that.

The worst most Accurate card thrower 🤣😂 #BGT

@MbarkCherguia Prosecution

What are your first thoughts when you see this? 😂

Be Creative…Who would be a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@otokyo__ Home economics lessons at school.

Who taught you ?

@MbarkCherguia A bone saw would be so much quicker.

How should society respond to climate activists gluing themselves to roads? 🤔

@Alisha26221 It should be 'The more you share me the less I become'. If you share a cake you 'have' less. 😂

99% people can't answer this. Prove them wrong 👇

@AlyssaJame77621 If she's a serial killer or axe wielding psycho then yes, very much so.

As a real man, do you care about a woman's past ?

@nivraxx Your brain took a minute as you were falling over yourself laughing at the spelling of guess. 😂

My brain took a minute... can you guess it faster? 🚌+🐜+☕️=?

@AmbitiosL33568 Depends if there were any people already in the room when you walked in with those 10 people. 😉

How many people? No cheating

@atensnut Does she mean 'nobody is ALLOWED' to tell anyone which is trans maybe? If not then does she mean that she doesn't know also!? If neither then sorry but I've got news for you!

Uhh… It’s the Dude in blue dress, Jamie Lee.

@saniyafatma1278 Nan

What's an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl? 😊

@otokyo__ Why not?

Simple Yes or No poll, should white women be allowed to wear braids? YES NO