Mark Chalifoux

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Mark Chalifoux

@markchalifoux

Nationally touring stand-up comedian 🎤: SiriusXM, Pandora 📺: Nateland, Dry Bar, FOX 📻: Who Dey Lite 📝: formerly @TheDad Dad of 2 awesome kids (out of 3)

Cincinnati, OH Katılım Haziran 2009

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·27 Kas

My episdoe on @nateland_ent is out now! Go watch it, share it, leave a comment on it, all the good stuff that will help make fun jokes break through online. Very cool experience, huge thanks to @natebargatze and his crew!

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·18h

The guy already missed day 3 of the draft what more do you want from him??

Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman

Wow: The Chargers once again made the best schedule release video. It's Halo-themed 😭😭

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·1d

@teacherscribe @MrPitbull07 @pauldehnerjr Now we’re talking!

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@MrPitbull07 @pauldehnerjr @markchalifoux Rabid beavers are not funny. And drunk raccoons are cool. But how about bears in sugar comas? That has whimsy for days! #thegrowler

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·1d

41-year-old backup quarterbacks and riverboat festivals. Cincinnati is truly unique

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·3d

CHANGE OF PLANS this weekend; I will not be doing shows in Dayton. But I’ll be back there soon!

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·5d

Absolute Dad W when the 6yo still likes you enough to call Mom the second best on her own Mother’s Day card.

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·5d

Mother’s Day is the longest two hours of the month

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·5d

Did I time travel back to February

TMZ@TMZ

😳 EXCLUSIVE: Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime show called "p*rnographic" and "disgusting" by viewers. bit.ly/42VKRWe

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·6d

Gift giving is so easy once you’re married. It’s just “whatever our most recent expensive purchase was.” For her birthday my wife got an iPhone. For Mother’s Day she got a new tension spring for the garage door.

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·6d

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NEW YORK KNICKS@nyknicks

LOOK OUT BELOW 😵‍💫

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·8 May

According to this fraud alert from Chase, my wife either just purchased a new iPhone or filled our van with gas.

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·7 May

@JLuch2782 Gotta draw the line somewhere or there’s nothing left to fight for

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BGJ 🇮🇷@JLuch2782·7 May

@markchalifoux Certainly can’t do the fats. As one we cannot

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·7 May

First it was bats, now it’s rats. Maybe time to preemptively shun cats and Matts. This concludes doing the research myself on hantavirus.

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·7 May

@JLuch2782 Gotta be on an individual basis. Slippery slope from tats to fats and we can’t go there

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BGJ 🇮🇷@JLuch2782·7 May

@markchalifoux What about banning people with Tats

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·5 May

Oh cool we’re gonna get $600 again

BNO News@BNOFeed

BREAKING: WHO says hantavirus outbreak on cruise ship likely involves human-to-human transmission

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·5 May

Yeah man the Knicks are using their magic wrong

Skip Bayless@RealSkipBayless

If I were a Knicks fan - and I'm not - I'd be afraid the Knicks were using up all their shot-making and lucky bounces in the first half of Game 1. The Knicks cannot play or shoot better than they did in that first half.

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·2 May

@joeldswhite Isn’t May the fourth be with you also millennial

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Joel D S White@joeldswhite·2 May

@markchalifoux Surely it’s millennial May the fourth be with you

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·1 May

It’s gonna be May is just millennial 6-7

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·29 Nis

The guy who cut off his own cast so he could return to his team faster needs to do a better job of leading by example

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·29 Nis

This team is so fun to watch (sometimes). KAT has been unstoppable.

Sam Morril@sammorril

This has been such an enjoyable half of Knicks basketball, there have been moments where I forgot Reggie Miller is on the broadcast.

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Mark Chalifoux@markchalifoux·28 Nis

A heartwarming tale about a guy who will do absolutely ANYTHING to get away from his wife and child

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

The first trailer for ‘TED LASSO’ Season 4 has been released. The new season follows Ted Lasso as he returns to coach a women's football team. Releasing August 5 on Apple TV.

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@teacherscribe @MrPitbull07 @pauldehnerjr @JLuch2782 @joeldswhite @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13