mark stringer

@ParisHilton Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal - who wins??

@BigDaveWHUFC For a winger just looks the wrong size (too bulky ) and way too slow

@markdstring1980 He’s improving but he ain’t there yet. If we had players through the door then we could give him the loan move that he needs to beef up a bit. Agree on the midfield, thought they were excellent

Kilman has been inconsistent this pre season which is an improvement on being consistently poor. First half he’s been our best centre half.

@WestHam_Central I would be more worried that with Pablo and La Madrid we may as well play with 9… good to see kilman playing with confidence

Personally think we've looked pretty awful and disorganised all pre season, and teams have completely outplayed us (bar the 5-0 game).

@WestHam_Central @sachatavolieri But also does that mean Alvarez is now staying?

BREAKING: Freddie Potts is set to arrive at the Blauw & Zwart training camp this afternoon to undergo his medical. A full agreement has been reached with West Ham United. €12m package. @sachatavolieri

@WestHam_Central @sachatavolieri He’s a decent player but doesn’t tear up trees. The concern is we aren’t signing anybody and our season starts next Saturday. How are you meant to integrate new players - that’s what pre season is for ffs

@WestHam Anti football

It ends even at Ibrox 🤝

@AstridWettFooty I would be love - I’m Desperate for a shit do you mind leaving? Best for us both I think…

you walk into the bathroom at the pub and find me like this... wyd next?

It has been the privilege of my life to serve as the Chancellor of the Exchequer. The economy today is stronger, fairer and more resilient because of the choices we have taken as a Labour Government over the past two years. Stability restored, investment delivered and reform to our economy under way. I said when I was appointed Chancellor that I would judge my time in office if the lives ordinary working class people have been improved. I’m proud to say that they have. And to every young woman and girl let my time in office show there should be no ceilings on your ambitions, your hopes or your dreams. I wish the very best of luck to my successor, Andy and his cabinet. You have my full support, and I will continue to play my part in helping this Labour government deliver the change the country needs.

@theawayfans Give her a mid table prem team and see how she gets on - I know the answer already

Had this from an England fan this morning... "Unpopular opinion, but if Tuchel cannot get this England squad playing, even after all the failures we've had over the years, the FA should seriously look to Sarina Wiegman. Wiegman understands tournament football and she actually knows what it takes to win - not only get her team over the line once, but twice, as well as a World Cup final. Euro 2022 winners, World Cup finalists 2023 and Euro winners again in 2025. Some people will hate it, but we're running out of ideas." Thoughts? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤔

This is absolutely spot on. Tuchel is a tactical buffoon. All of this is on him taking Gordon and Rice off and not stretching their defence. Still furious. We will never have a better chance.

@WestHam_Central @central_louis With the claret shorts - Lovely combo

West Ham just posted this then deleted it! 👀 Oops! 🤦‍♂️ Away shirt! ⚒️

@WHUEastEndPride @WestHam @EFL @Dag_RedFC should be looking at this to allow him to fulfil his media stuff

Former @WestHam striker. Michail Antonio turning out for over 35s team. Its a shame his career came to an abrupt end. I'm sure he could do a pay as you play in the @EFL

Just the 11 Minutes injury time - Imagine my shock…

This pure corruption from FIFA here - absolute disgrace of a decision

@SpursOfficial £85 million 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

We are delighted to announce the signing of Mateus Fernandes ✍️ 🔗 thfc.pro/4wnCIGZ

@FabrizioRomano Spurs spending £200 Million on two average midfielders whilst finishing 17th two seasons in a row - but Villa Get fined… FPP is absolute bollocks for any of the top 6

@FabrizioRomano 44? You sure

@PeggyKeane13 @centreGoalHQ

@centreGoalHQ He’s been my stand out player, never stops running

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Wayne Rooney: “I don’t understand why Noni Madueke keeps starting for England. I’ve never seen a winger spam so many inaccurate crosses into the box and still stay on the pitch. Every attack dies the same way. At this level, that’s simply not good enough.”

A starting right side partnership of Spence and Madueke is quite easily the worst I’ve ever seen in my lifetime England are not a serious nation. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿