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Mark Duwe

@markduwe

Know what's funny? No, really,..I'm asking. I won't ask you to follow me, but it would be totally awesome.

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Mark Duwe@markduwe·
@MoonZappa ?: "How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change".
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Stop the lies.
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@FunnyCostaki You know, women don't like it when guys tell them to smile, but like my Uncle used to say,.. "sour puss, sour pussy."
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@TrungTPhan Hot Dogs are terrible, but they make your tummy happy. You just need to decide how happy you need to be.
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Trung Phan@TrungTPhan·
Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). Legend.
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James Talarico@jamestalarico·
The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.
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