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Ella fucking Langley. Awesome. #dandelion open.spotify.com/album/6nrtxtga…

Holy! Shit! #wwfc

TAKE THAT! GOMEZ! GOMEZ! GOMEZ-EZ-EZ! #WWFC

GET IN! YOU BEAUTIFUL BRAZILLIAN BASTARD YOU! #wwfc

@RestoreBritain_ Farmer? Yeah, right. Buying up land to avoid paying tax doesn't make you a farmer anymore than me singing in the car on the way to work makes me a pop star.

Britain needs a farmer in charge. Rupert Lowe.

4 minutes. Four. Done by a header from the shortest player on the pitch. Just cancel the rest of the season. #wwfc

@TheWilkMaid And he'd have been through on goal with the keeper in no man's land on the half way line. Murphy is clueless. Always has been

Danny Murphy saying he’s not denying an obvious goal scoring opportunity. He’s gone studs up on his fucking knee! #ASTNEW

What the fuck was the Villa keeper doing? Why the fuck was he that far out. The tackle was at the fucking half way line. Fucking crazy.

Apparently, this is the most attempts at goal a Dyche team has ever had in the Premier League. 😂😂😂 We are so bad that we're making Dyche look like an attacking genius. You can not make this shit up. #wwfc

That's the most hilarious goalmouth scramble I've ever seen. How had that not gone in? In fairness, to Sa, great save, but God we are terrible. How this is still 0-0 is beyond belief. #wwfc

@ozrubyslippers The squad is currently weaker than it was on 01/01/26. Shocking state of affairs.

To fan groups & podcasters at that nice little meeting with the New Mister Shi... transfer window closes at 7pm on Monday. Rock bottom, signed nobody. Hope the free vol-au-vent and glass of plonk on Waterloo Road won't stop you responding accordingly when the window closes. #wwfc

For all the hope that 2026 would be an improvement on 2025, we started it with an AI that allows pervs to remove a woman's clothes without consent and the US invading another country, removing its leader and charging him with crimes in a US court. So, yeah, it's going well.

Why does it take so long for British passport control in Calais to process British people in British cars with British passports? It's bloody ridiculous. Still, sovrnty innit. #IVotedRemain

Seriously? It's December 27th. FFS.

"Learning to play in the Premier League while playing in the Premier League is tough"... Erm... How else do you learn to play in the Premier League?

Not taking the number 1 to honour Ikeme even though he took a huge amount of flak for it from people who didn't understand the context - Pure class. Also, the most stylish man to ever wear a goalkeeper shirt. #wwfc

Saw #pointless was trending and assumed it was to do with the World Cup Draw. Just get on with it!

Infantino again. Fuck me. Man's a massive bell end.

Can they just get on with it. Fuck me. Have they lost the balls? The bag?

JP saying on commentary, "I wonder they'll give the next one to." Spot on.