Mark Derbyshire

@WbaSteve "Bombs!? Remember them? What's all that about?"

Just been to see Peter kay in Birmingham, after 45 minutes we were told to leave and show has been cancelled

@Ed209nn @ithacarising There's also one in Paris

@ithacarising This made me think of the pub in Bordeaux called The Frog and Rosbif

For a thousand years we have traded blows, barbs, and the occasional reluctant alliance, from Agincourt's muddy fields to Waterloo's decisive square, from the Entente Cordiale that saved civilisation to those moments when we eye each other across the Channel like quarrelsome spouses who secretly relish the rows. No other rivalry quite measures up: the Germans are too earnest, the Americans too distant, the Scots too familial. It's a relationship that has shaped empires, toppled monarchies, and produced Concorde and the Tunnel precisely when we deigned to cooperate. Other nations may compete or clash, but they lack our delicious, centuries-honed intimacy. It's knowing that we alone are permitted to tease and prod one another, because beneath the froideur beats the certain knowledge that when the world truly turns dark, the English and the French will, with maximum grumbling, stand shoulder to shoulder once more.

@mrmikeMTL American President?

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@TheCinesthetic Lost Highway

A movie that's in your top 25 list but unlikely to be in anyone else's?

@Thelikesofhull He seems like a genuinely nice guy and I thought he was unlucky to lose his job at City, but sometimes he did come across as if he had spent too long on LinkedIn

Unpopular opinion but I feel for Liam Rosenior. He couldn’t turn down Chelsea and he’d never get another chance if he did.He lost his way in the process.He was a great player and very good coach for us. He is one of us.I hope he gets another chance somewhere.Good person.#hcafc

@gerryoliver1 You do know who leads Reform, right?

At the next general election, it's Reform or bust for me. I will not vote for those who have put their personal ambitions over the future of this country.

@BBFORTRUMP0822 @JayTC53 It's more like offering to help clean what was a perfect kitchen until an orange shit-gibbon decided to go in and smash all of the plates.

@JayTC53 It's like offering to help someone clean the dishes after dinner when the last plate is being washed!

So let me get this straight, Keir Stalmer and Emanuel Macron did absolutely nothing the last 6 weeks.... NOW they want to send military to help with the Strait of Hormuz. After America did everything and won. What an absolute joke these two are.

@FedUpYorkshire Only they haven't opened it have they.

Starmer flew his little busy body, self important arse to France to sort out opening the Strait of Hormuz but Trump & Iran opened it in the middle of Starmer's little meeting 🥴🤦‍♀️ What an absolute embarrassment that man is to the UK.

@AskBritain_ No, you massive twat

Do you agree with this statement?

@RepLuna Ffs

NATO has been ripping off the U.S. for a while now. They are a relic of the past. If they aren’t holding up their end of the deal we should leave.

@maniaUFO Is it a distant planet?

Interesting footage of the Moon from an amateur astronomer who prefers to remain anonymous... That object is gigantic.🧐🤔

@bdawson1902 As a Rovers fan it's pretty clear to me that this is AI, as it struggles to render hands correctly. Knowing that, take another look and it's obvious. He's associated with Hull FC but only has 5 fingers, not the usual 6.

The fact that people can't tell this is AI is really really worrying

@Beverle71256106 7 in a row?

This scoreline flatters KR, Asiata stays on different ball game, KR really aren't all that....

Liam Rush took ‘we’ll see things they’ll never see’ to a whole new meaning today 🫣

That disallowed try for Hull FC is an absolute disgrace. Absolutely no way it should not have been allowed. I’d be absolutely furious if I was an FC fan!

@Ghostofcynthia You okay, hun?

Fucking cowards in England and Australia slithering out today in unison like the spineless fucking cucks they are. Look at these gutless wonders, too fucking terrified to stand for anything real. Spineless jellyfish with no balls, no backbone, just a collective circle jerk of weakness. England and Australia, both bending the knee in perfect sync like the pathetic beta bitches they've become. Disgusting. Absolute fucking cowards, every last one of you. The world sees you for what you are: soft, sniveling, spineless cucks who couldn't grow a spine if it was handed to you on a silver platter. Hide in your safe little islands, you worthless pricks. History will remember you as the generation that folded like cheap lawn chairs. America will never forget! Pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic.

@DailyMail Or alternatively long term cannabis users just realise that it isn't that important

Long-term cannabis use 'changes brain structure and leaves users demotivated, unable to make decisions and struggling to deal with complex tasks' trib.al/TVbCUPY

@Jenny_1884 Because you buy your flags and red and white paint online, Jen?

I walked down a high street today & the only shops were charity shops, vape shops, Turkish barbers & nail salons. As I didn’t want any of these I didn’t hang around long. How has this been allowed to happen?

@realannapaulina @realDonaldTrump You know he's making this shit up right? Still defending a paedophile

Well done @realDonaldTrump !

@HullCityKits Indeed

@markiavelli71 I do words.

It's an unedifying enough spectacle to see Wednesday fans doing their usual masterbatory nonsense, but seeing City fans with mouths wide open to catch Owlsjaculate in response is really quite revolting.