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@markjakubowicz

I make those comments you didn’t count on. Die hard is a Christmas movie. Air fryer owner.

Katılım Nisan 2014
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MJ@markjakubowicz·
2k followers! The second thousand is much harder than the first. You guys are crazy. Thank you.
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@ValerieVaughn Almost makes you want to get into an accident for the airbags
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Valerie Vaughn@ValerieVaughn·
The Airbag Factory
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@April_Carter_US If you rode me I’d be missing you too
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April Carter
April Carter@April_Carter_US·
My Ducati is sitting in Miami somewhere… probably wondering where I am 🏍️ And honestly? I miss riding so much right now.
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Mallory Milford
Mallory Milford@more_mallory·
Preparing for the date to go well 🖤
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ginadarlingxox@ginadarlingxox·
I’m that freak who likes to do Jägerbombs 😛
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Fitness-Barbie@itssydneyelisee·
men do you prefer when the lights are on or off?
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Katee Sackhoff@kateesackhoff·
If you’ve been friends long enough eventually someone yells “nobody saw my titties” and everybody just keeps driving. 😂 @trutriciahelfer
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@BikiniBeast Looks like a wild ride at a carnival
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alexa@alexawifeyy·
im single would you date me? ◯ Yes ◯ No ◯ Depends
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Christine Swagger@Christine719922·
if I asked you to kiss me on the lips, what would you do? 😘
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MJ@markjakubowicz·
@Cheyenneswenson As a tennis player I’m not happy with your form but we can work on it
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Cheyenne Swenson@Cheyenneswenson·
So.. do you want to do cardio with me? 👀
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Jessie@Jessiekins·
My sex drive is entirely too high for the sex I’m not having.
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@RE_Games And this bird will never changeeeeee
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Summer Lynn
Summer Lynn@SummerFantasies·
btw the cheat code to life is understanding that you have complete creative freedom. You can reinvent yourself. Move countries. Start the business. Change your mind. Dress differently. Build a life that feels good to you instead of one that just looks acceptable to everyone else.
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MJ@markjakubowicz·
@April_Carter_US Lemon water with a swing and a miss here
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April Carter
April Carter@April_Carter_US·
lemon water is so refreshing… and actually pretty healthy too. have you ever tried? #lemonwater
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Jazmin@JazzyPinedaa·
Honey, I see you lookin' at me 🎶
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Kaelee Skye@itskaeleerene·
Rate this shot ⛳️
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Barbie Porter@thebarbieporter·
Who wants smoking content 😂
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@CheyElaine_ Bottle that glow and sell sell sell
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Cheyenne Swenson@Cheyenneswenson·
“Be nice… or at least pretend while you stare 😈🍑💦
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