Mark Matlock

@EmilySm43 That’s hot.

You pull up to pick your woman up for a date and you find her like this... What do you do?

@fitnesscampus_ @Cobratate Morning bitch.

GM ☀️

@DanBilzerian Dumb bitch.

They want to nuke Iran, now they’re just trying to figure out how to justify it

@peegzy1 The therapist is the music and the music is the therapy.

If music is therapy, who is your therapist??

@jeanisalunatic See a psychiatrist ASAP.

oh shit man it’s the manic horny, send help.

If you could live a simple life with deep peace, meaningful relationships, and genuine happiness but never become rich or famous… would you still choose that life over chasing success and recognition?

@JakeRammos @Vesper_2005 Guava.

I dare you to mention a 10/10 fruit

@Datsme147 @Vesper_2005 You don’t. You just have to get high.

how y'all got over y'all ex??

i will take 1 sleep please & thank u

@Vesper_2005 What does that mean esluva? 🤔

The final act of love is really leaving someone alone.

My daughter who has autism came second in the school swim meet today - your wish meant everything to her. 💬💕🙏

@Marel_777 What does that mean?

Me veo reee tierna ?

Good morning! It's finally Friday 🎊🎉!! Be happy… smile!! #MarshallMathers #Eminem

@Reiniittta 💯

Mirror selfies >>>

No tengo sueño

@FanaticElon B

Are you still my fan ?? A. Yes B. No

@privatechat1971 B

If I were to become President of the United States, would you support me? A. Yes — follow B. No — be honest

@IloveTrumpMK Happy Birthday dude!

I would like to wish Barron Trump a very happy birthday 🎂🎂🎂🎂

@IloveTrumpMK 👏

Are you satisfied with Karoline Leavitt as a White House Press Secretary🇺🇸!?

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