Marcofoto
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Marcofoto
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CRYPTO=BLOCKED. Originally from W.V. (SC now); right-of-center Conservative who wants the U.S. restored to its former glory; retired. Pronouns: the/she/it


@AFpost Looks like he finally took some Ozempic



The Florida bill to ban marrying a first cousin failed to pass in the Florida Senate. nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world…

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN



Jimmy Kimmel (Mr. Blackface) is a classless hack who is self-projecting his depression and sadness onto others. He lives a pathetic existence where nobody— not even his family— enjoys his miserable company. The only people giving him any attention are Hollywood Elites. BUH-BYE!

Today is March 13th, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.


Trump says former President Obama was unpresidential because of the way he bobbed down the stairs




Offering “birthright citizenship” to the world when the world is just one plane trip from the United States steals the actual birthright of every American.

Sleepy owl found taking a snooze on shelf in upstate New York antique store trib.al/zWAP99A

KAROLINE LEAVITT: “Trump might institute a DRAFT.”












