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Hilary Duff could star in a 7-part mini series about the history of sand paper and I’d watch every minute of it

@cityarmadillo Trust me you don’t want to be in it lmao

@markpatti_ Not me finding out I’m not in your cf over a tweet

Instagram CF story flopping omg I’m a hack

That’s not Rachel Dratch…

@heyjaeeeee I guess I could be called worse

@markpatti_ Werk

About to turn 32 and still get referred to as a twink

Uh oh guys the talent police is here

If you had told me in 2008 that Nicole Richie would be writing a bio for Hilary Duff as a Time 100 Most Influential People I would have laughed right in your face

Her and Demi pulling a music industry Parent Trap

I pray someone reveals a “0” and she brings Barney out to sing “I love you”

@BravoTV 2 parts too many

You're going to want to be sitting down for this one (Standing dresses included). The shocking 3-Part #RHOBH Reunion starts April 23rd 💎

@popstarky2005 This song is so early Jordin Sparks coded (complimentary)

training for the carrie bradshaw music video👠👠👠👀👀 go stream xx kyliecantrall.lnk.to/carriebradshaw/

Not all oats are meant to be felt

@duffcrave I’m so happy that Matthew produced her new album and didn’t autotune her voice into oblivion cuz what the hell was that

Flashback Friday: an early version of Outlaw by Hilary Duff was featured in an episode of Younger.

Sometimes I almost fall for the engagement farming… you won’t get me with your evil little blue checkmarks

@britneysfoyer @notcapnamerica Literally scrolled through all the comments to find this one like hello??!

@notcapnamerica EBONÉ FROM RHONY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

This man suing his son for coming out as gay 🥴

Do you think the woman who wrote the Devil Wears Prada novel is salty that her book turned movie made her shitty boss more famous and iconic…

Maybe Hannah Montana was realistic because she could walk right by me in this wig and I’d never know it was her

@thekrishudson When she was talking about Rulla being sick because of too much ozempic and said “eat a protein bar. Buy a turkey leg from Ashley” and they cut to Ashley in her Ren Fair outfit I screamed

it might just be me, but i genuinely laugh out loud at Jo-Ellen’s confessionals. i’m not sure if it’s her mannerisms or the occasional change in her voice. the “about me” like yeah we know.😭

@RickZhampagne Jo-Ellen tossing Rulla’s box into the shrubs while she was still on the phone… Queen shit

Jo-Ellen about Rulla: “She isn’t sick… she gets headaches cuz she’s stressed out from taking too much ozempic” 😭 I’m sorry but THIS is the kind of real-life intel I expect from a new Housewives cast 🙌👀 Not vague rumours lol... Jo's out here spilling shady medical history AND dropping mistress photos 💀 Queen shit! #RHORI 🐚

what character does this remind you of?