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i think so #butchfemme

@digitaldoubts you and my car are so sexy

designated passenger princess as god intended

happy birthday to me i spent it with my wife and ate a triple dipper from chilis

@digitaldoubts i love you so much darling thank you

you are currently sleeping beside me and hogging the entire bed but i will let it slide because it is your special day. happy birthday, @marksatomeve 🩷 i love you very much, my sweet boy!

no i don’t love spiderman

@digitaldoubts this is extremely important

i have nothing of importance to add to the timeline except for my face

@digitaldoubts mmmmm fuck

long time no selfie

being at work while my wife is home in my bed with my dog is a crime

@digitaldoubts where did you take this

my first spring in pennsylvania

@digitaldoubts you hate my whimsy

finally a new layout after years

look at this baby

i see my wife in a week and i’ve never bounced around like a happy puppy more than now

finally got my hands on pokemon cards no one speak to me im better than the bots

trying not to spend all my money on single pokemon cards again

i just want some damn pokemon cards 💔

@digitaldoubts right out my mouth

i hate to be a killjoy but the april fools day tweets about realizing you are actually straight are incredibly unfunny

forever grateful for the love of my life i don’t know what id do without her

music peaked at clarity by zedd and no one has touched it since

i can’t wait to go on vacation with my lover this summer