Mark Scowen

I'm still in shock that the Bank of England's logic is 'We're going to have a recession, so let's make it as bad as we can" because that's exactly what they have set out to do today.

@BridgeLakes Yes no problem 😌

@markscowen Hi Mark❤️Can we post some of these on our new web page? bit.ly/BeautifulButte…

From Thursday 19th March we will be implementing some changes in-store - changes to simplify what we do, create the most helpful shopping experience we can, and support our hard-working colleagues. Together, we can do this. #EveryLittleHelps

Proudly presenting the greatest bakery story never told…#PrideAndBreadjudice, starring @PeterKay_co_uk

@KwikFitCS Excellent customer service today in staines branch about 1:30pm Thank you 👍

@FujiCamerasAUS thanks for the follow 👍So pleased I switched 📷 instagram.com/p/BTE0I-WlaZw/

When we hit 20k followers we'll give away a gold membership so you can enjoy a year of film at Everyman. RT to #win

By a show of RT's, who would rather be here now?

Yes or No, is it beer o'clock yet?!

Today is World Cancer Day. Join us for a #ADayToUnite, donate and help beat cancer sooner: po.st/c4N6lB amp.twimg.com/v/c97e267b-afb…

There will be thousands of extra colleagues assisting customers in store this weekend. #EveryLittleHelps

Never fails, as moving as ever twitter.com/johnlewisretai…

By a show of RT's, who wants to be in #buttermere right now?

Ever wondered how good the phone dock is on a @FordUK Transit? Hans did, and with the help of a JCB we showed him! amp.twimg.com/v/f62dc4c4-19c…

Ed, Dave: No matter how stressful today gets, it’ll never be as bad as losing your mum in the supermarket when you were five. Never. #GE2015

@jonny_mcq #Eurythmics

Please don’t confuse our self-checkouts with Tinder. Swipe left or right, either way you’re still taking it for dinner.

If this made you smile, even just a little, please let us know by Retweeting it :) #buttermere

Got to love this! Kids react to seeing a VHS machine for the first time - youtube.com/watch?v=kesMOz…