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Mark Hampton

@markshampton

Comedian/writer. I once asked an agent what writing pays the best. He said ransom notes.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Aralık 2009
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Mark Hampton
Mark Hampton@markshampton·
I cannot wait to get vaccinated, go out two nights in a row, be exhausted, and then not go out again for another year.
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Mark Hampton
Mark Hampton@markshampton·
@Karl_Townes Complete insanity. Every game that they had a team on the ropes, Pope thought, "Perfect time for a substitution." Annnnnnnnnnnd f*cked.
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Karl Townes Van Zandt
Karl Townes Van Zandt@Karl_Townes·
I was almost bought back in. You had all the momentum in the world, team was playing loose. Doubt was starting to creep in for Iowa State. And you tried to do the thing that hasn’t worked all year and sub Jasper in.
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Tristan Pharis@TristanUda·
It’s not that Kentucky lost to a 2-seed. It’s that Kentucky looks completely outmatched.
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Mark Hampton@markshampton·
@storyandplot I wish I’d timed it. It felt like 2A was 45 minutes. They took so much time developing the relationship and it was wonderful.
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Tom Vaughan@storyandplot·
PROJECT: HAIL MARY is indeed wonderful. It is a massive, beautiful movie. As expected. But I was not prepared for how emotional it is. Once again, what is the most important relationship in your story? And does your story honor it? The movie is a master class on how to do it.
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Buddy 🏀😼@BigBlueBud·
The Dickhead Bowl is going to be special. Prayers for the referees. 🙏
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Mark Hampton
Mark Hampton@markshampton·
Everything's shit, and we're all gonna die, but I'm grateful to be alive during the era of March Madness.
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Mark Hampton@markshampton·
Thou shalt not root for a rival's demise before your team has played.
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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
Which three movies should be watched together as an unofficial trilogy?
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Raconteur Press, LLC@raconteur_press·
So frustrating.
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Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
White population in Los Angeles, California: 1950: 93% 1960: 90% 1970: 79% 1980: 53% 1990: 41% 2000: 31% 2010: 28% 2020: 26% 2026: 24% At what point do white people become a minority?
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Mark Hampton
Mark Hampton@markshampton·
@Kybballking Yeah, couldn't tell ya. And I agree with all your criticisms. I just think it's too small a sample size to say fire the guy when he's lost so many big pieces to injury in his first two years. If he can't succeed with a healthy roster, then bye.
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Basketball Benny
Basketball Benny@Kybballking·
Someone tell me a legit reason Mark Pope should be the coach next season
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Tristan Pharis
Tristan Pharis@TristanUda·
Kentucky led 30-18 tonight. Texas A&M responded with a 7-0 run to make it 30-25. A lineup of Jasper Johnson, Collin Chandler, Trent Noah, Mo Dioubate, and Brandon Garrison was put in the game. A&M went on to take and hold the lead for the remainder of the game. Can’t do that.
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Mark Hampton
Mark Hampton@markshampton·
@jakegbennett It’s a very tall order to make the WORST GIJOE film, but they’re off to one helluva start.
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Mark Hampton
Mark Hampton@markshampton·
@TristanUda If they were gonna fine him for what he said in the tunnel, then he should have just gone for broke during the presser.
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Tristan Pharis
Tristan Pharis@TristanUda·
The SEC announces they have fined Mark Pope $25,000 following his postgame comments on the officiating of the Kentucky-Auburn game. Per the release: “The comments violated SEC Bylaw 10.5.3 (Sportsmanship) and the SEC Commissioner’s Regulation regarding Public Criticism of Officials, which prohibit coaches, student-athletes and institutional staff from publicly criticizing officials or disclosing officiating-related communications.”
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SportsCenter@SportsCenter·
MEGAN KELLER GOLDEN GOAL‼️ U.S. WOMEN'S HOCKEY SECURES THE GOLD MEDAL🏅🇺🇸 (via @NBCOlympics)
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Mark Hampton
Mark Hampton@markshampton·
@fourwal1 He's 19! He's just a damn kid. Kids do stupid shit all the time. That's what being a kid is for.
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Kai McClelland
Kai McClelland@fourwal1·
Under Malachi Moreno’s recent Instagram post, Trent Noah quoted the song lyrics from the video that read in full: “Oh well, guess you lose some and win some, long as the outcome is income.” Is this crazy to comment right after the loss or is it just me? #BBN
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Mark Hampton
Mark Hampton@markshampton·
@HwoodScrptReadr This is very simply put, but I think a lot of them found a sense of identity in right-wing politics. When they were adolescents, they behaved as such. But growing up in a social media mine field, they faced criticism rather than guidance. Now they're rebelling.
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Hollywood Script Reader@HwoodScrptReadr·
One more question. Why do all these AI bros – and most of them are bros – seem to lean right? Are they the same as the crypto bros? Because not long ago those guys were talking about bitcoin taking over the banking system the way they're talking about AI taking over Hollywood now
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