ross atkins’ last braincell

What a special 2025 season it was for our Toronto Blue Jays 💙 #Toronto #BlueJays #TorontoBlueJays #Baseball #MLBPlayoffs #WorldSeries

“Nine” “Nine” already has more 4 strikeout games this season than all of last season 😭😭😭

Took me all fucking night and all fucking day, but it had to be done 🫡 #MLBTheShow26 #DiamondDynasty #NewThreads

@vivitoodumb Uhhhhh…. Ummmmm…. Uh, ummmmm…., salad?

Dick to your butt name a color

@Churrrow Oh so we were serious

@markshatkins I'll just go to the doctor's after school tmrw

Like omfg it hurts to fucking pee and I got like blisters on my dih

AARON JUDGE WITH THE SWING OF A LIFETIME IN HIS FIRST AB OF THE YEAR 🤯🤯🤯

Jay Uso is a cringe ass clown holy shit please keep these WWE losers away from my beautiful sport.

OFFICIAL: Presenting your 2026 #OpeningNight roster!

@Levbaseball He’s really not that good lmfao. He never proved shit in the majors

So what to make of Leo Jimenez being gone Career .781 OPS in the minors with the ability to play a solid SS. His issue has always been playing time, as his career high games is 94 Rarely Ks and has a good eye at the plate, he likely finds a landing spot soon

@yorobbie132 @bevmess @Josh_theJaysFan 🙏😭

@markshatkins @bevmess @Josh_theJaysFan Nah bro, i’m sure all 29 other teams are itching to add a .100 hitter to their roster

Davis Schneider and Spencer Miles round out the opening day roster. Leo dfa’d. Chase Lee will head to Buffalo. #BlueJays50

@bevmess @Josh_theJaysFan Genuinely who do y’all think Leo Jimenez is? He’s never really proven shit with the big league club

@Josh_theJaysFan Could they still make a trade with Leo? He’ll get claimed easily.

Anthony Volpe just got jumpscared

Holy cringe ass loser bum lmao

Bye bye bum

peter parker got more motion in our reality than his own

guess who successfully wasted the first three month of 2026

“March just started!” *blinks* March 25th:

@WhaleShark_Blue Uhhhhhh… uh…. Uhhhhhhh….., onions?

dick to your butt name a fruit

@gleybertorresfc Grisham

@VLDENJ He’s literally terrible?

Leo Jimenez I hope I see you again 🙏🥺