Mark Stark

Sticker Game on point today

The Letter to the Editor that the Baltimore Sun won't publish:

@The_Fallon Neither are 100 grand

“A floating island of garbage…?” Referring to Puerto Rico??? “Poisoning the blood of our nation…?” We have “murder in our genes….?” Fuck these racists. Latino men of good will, have pride in yourselves and your ancestors. A vote for Trump is a vote against self-respect.

@The_Fallon Ended my WashPo subscription yesterday

@The_Fallon You should have been dancing

Our #whindex status maps reflect our closures as of 2pm today in advance of #HurricaneMilton. More updates to come. Please stay safe. **Due to the potential for variations in Milton's path, this information is subject to change without notice. Please follow local guidance.

"We've got 20% of the world's fresh water." – @Tim_Walz Was hoping to get a callout by name, but that'll do.

@The_Fallon Was never going to happen

We ran this webinar on data modeling for the Vehicle Signal Specification a few months ago, not sure I ever posted it. It was a fun session. The data modeling bits start around 10:30. @MongoDB vimeo.com/925944053

Congrats to Olin Kreutz, Lance Briggs and Peanut Tillman on being included in the @ProFootballHOF's Class of '25 nominees 👏

@The_Fallon The 🐼 is disappointed

LinkedIn is now using everyone's content to train their AI tool -- they just auto opted everyone in. I recommend opting out now (AND that orgs put an end to auto opt-in, it's not cool) Opt out steps: Settings and Privacy > Data Privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement (OFF)

@The_Fallon I had to take a 2nd hurricane day to distract the small child

@The_Fallon I’m in no daycare brain

@JasonKelce A cat on your chest is completely immobilizing, a purring cat is basically the heaviest thing that exists. A cat on your chest is a workout. #Science

I don’t care what some crackpot doctor on WebMD says, it is ridiculous to assume a purring cat is going to increase bone strength in any measurably significant amount. Running, lifting weights, eating a well balanced diet, these are things that improve bone strength. Sitting on your ass while a cat purrs on you is not doing a damn thing for your bones Jenna

@The_Fallon Happy Labor Day

@The_Fallon Don’t need rizz in space