Mark Tait

I did some #3D art. I'm quite pleased with the results. #art

@FabrizioRomano His first signing will be Ben Mee-hee!

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

His first signing will be Ben Mee-Hee!

This is music to my arse.

Harry Potter and the Half Cooked Mince

I don’t buy trousers that my testicles won’t fit in. These are perfect.

Worst. TV show. Ever.

30 odd years is quite a long time tbf.

I’m going to be honest. I not sure we’re going to win the World Cup. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Arsenal players joining up at training after the international break.

On Newsnight, they showed someone holding up a phone with a chicken leg. Nobody has ever held a phone like that before.

If you fancy a kebab, I’d highly recommend this place. Especially if you want a pitta pocket or two.

I don’t know how these people sleep at night.

@marktait78 I'm making it my business.

It’s been 30 years of the epic Born Slippy. As a youth, I piled on to many a dance floor, off my tits, bouncing and chanting every word with overbearing confidence. Just looked up the lyrics. Have they changed them, because that’s not what I’ve been singing? 😬

@jnrduggan This post is none of your business.

@marktait78 OH REALLY DID YOU GET SOME LYRICS WRONG, THAT'S INTERESTING

I hope Dunfermline get promoted. Fuck going through this again next season.

Watching Aberdeen FC, is like playing one of those toy grabby machines without the claw.

Don’t worry Aberdeen fans, we’ll get Horneland in January, when this boy gets sacked.

No ta.

@PaulHeatonSolo Crashed on a few floors in Torry in my time! Everyone should, at least once. 😃

40yrs ago today- Last night's 4-2 victory at Aberdeen's The Venue was followed by a nice stay on floors in Torry. Tonight's 2-1 loss at The Dance Factory was followed by a much edgier night's 'sleep' on the Ardler Estate. My hosts- a pair of Flaming Martini drinking punks!