MarkD on Tour

@Daily_Hotspur @AlfredoPedulla He is as prolific as Timo Werner. No thanks. Just listen to what HLTCO says about him on the Between The Lines podcast

🚨 JUST IN from @AlfredoPedulla: #thfc are making moves to sign Crystal Palace striker Jean-Philippe Mateta.

@lukeherbert The Thing!

I swear things won’t improve properly until this bloke fucks off.

@AlasdairGold That presser sounds as though it was a doozy! The whole event sounds as though it was a total shambles. Maybe Enic organised it!

Those Pape Matar Sarr reports confirmed by Jay below.

@AlasdairGold @David_Ornstein Cue Ali’s latest instalment of european squad woes 🍿

Spurs close to agreeing a deal to sign Conor Gallagher from Atletico Madrid, as per @David_Ornstein. Plenty of talent and experience despite his age, and the England international is homegrown for the Premier League squad at a time when those numbers are dwindling at the club.

@Flav_Bateman Jamie or Harry or both?

Redknapp in?

@MrMekzy_ Mr Mercedes had me hooked for all 3 seasons

Can someone please recommend a Netflix show that's actually addictive, the kind that makes people stay up all night and finish season one in one sitting?

@AllieJade1 H2Oil

What kind of oil is that exactly? 😳😆

These podcasts topped my #SpotifyWrapped. ⁦@Flav_Bateman⁩ 💪 spotify.com/wrapped-share/…

@TrumpsHurricane Sloppy shite

Describe Five Guys in TWO words or less

@SgtDangerCow Or conversations with your wife!

Dear console users. Please, and I say this for everyone, MUTE YOUR FKING HEADSET MIKE. No one wants to hear your mouth breathing, open mouth chewing, post nasal drip sniffing for an entire round.

@Rainmaker1973 Flavour!

Boiled chicken, Greek yogurt and white Rice. What’s missing here?

@Thfc_RR My 1st game was the 3-4 fa cup game vs city when we were 3-0 up at half time. I should have read the warning signs from the off!

WHEN DID YOU START SUPPORTING TOTTENHAM??

@SB8308715342770 Give youth a chance!

Scarlett should be getting minutes from The bench, at Tottenham he has done everything asked of him. He has grown so much as a young man strong fast confident silky, even if after this season Spurs find better options he is no worse than Richarlison, Dane has been patient humble and dedicated to this club he deserves more. Parrot was sold far too cheap for this reason!

@swspurs Bobs a nob

Joined as a marquee signing and rated as one of the best young players in Europe. 'Bob from the Red Lion' who demands instant gratification has seen enough and taken a view he's shite. Bob did the same for Waddle, Modric and Bale. Don't be like Bob.

@PrideOfNorthLDN Lange will be all over him!

Huge congratulations to 14 year old Iacovos Chrysanthou who scored on his debut during his Tottenham trial⭐️ Lacovos is the next star coming out of Sweden playing at the same youth team as Bergvall did. He’s a goal scoring machine and many top clubs have been trying to sign him🔥

@lfc_lance Owen

Guess the player Level: Hard

@AlasdairGold The boats in the background made a refreshing change from Guesty’s knob!

A new chat about all things Tottenham Hotspur with a different background. youtu.be/0A1letpGAgw

@thfckostka Jamie Rednapp managed to get a Kuluchevski and a Kudis in before the game yesterday as well!

Btw the commentators yesterday were atrocious. Called Odobert AND Spence "Destiny Udogie" even though he wasn't even in the squad Called Xavi Simons "Odobert" and same vice versa so many times Called Odobert "Spence" Said Van De ven set up Bentancur but it was Palhinha "Brendan Johnson" Kolo Munai is apparently on loan from Juventus and has changed his name to Pape Matar Sarr I think Bill Leslie is usually class but it was actually pissing me off the amount he was getting wrong yesterday.

@excelduru Bentley

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@LoveTheShirt Yohan and Fabio arriving at Hotspur Way today.